You’re a real cunt lip

Eat shit Canada!

No one cares about her.

I hope Hulk Hogan uses all of his Deadspin money to buy part of the St Louis Cardinals.

Deadspin and the cocklicking Deadspin parrots love to hate the Cards, so I’ve turned from indifferent to a fan of St Louis.

I’m assuming you’re still allowing “guys” like Draper and Sameer to stick around?

Turns out both Denton and AJ are power bottoms. Who knew?

Jezebel Funbags.

Athletes - criminals who get free uniforms

It’s vogue on Deadspin to hate on the Cardinals whenever possible. The fuckface dude here was just trying to engratiate w rest of fuckface DS folks.

Sure it’s ok to be a dick back. Jones has every right to be an ass and embarass himself. Cop can dish it right back at him.

Not sure what you’re watching but tough guy Jones seemed to have gotten shut down by the cop. Jones is such a dumb ass too...not sure why you guys jerk off over him so much on Deadspin.

Well at least it wasn’t a police officer who did this, or then we’d have some real outrage!

Strange assertion? They sucked under Hoke and for years and are trying to jump start. You new to college football? Also 10-3 and didn’t beat anyone worthwhile isn’t worth bragging about.

Kevin Draper sucks. And by that I mean he repeatedly bends over and tries to suck his own dick.

Thank god for your pre WWII record. Keep hanging on desperately!

Hulk throws pitch to the face of Gawker.

Ruining things for Deadspin fuckface writers is a victory. So it all works out.

Face off!

He gone.