Hey let’s say she WAS in charge of all the animations. Let’s say the animations are as bad as some people are saying (personally, I think the issue is they made the face muscles move more which paradoxically entered uncanny valley territory, but I digress). Let’s say she’s solely responsible for all of this and she…

The only problem is having to constantly stick balloons back on it, but it’s still amazing that this even worked. I built a catapult on day one, and an airship on day two. On day three I built a fort and launched pieces of it, Yellow Demon style, at enemies in my way. This is the best The Incredible Machine game…

DARPA? Well, the first use will be to make soldiers more aggressive while disabling their guilt.

Not only is the refresh rate crazy fast, the response time is as close to instant as you could hope for. Reliably so. A standardized response time is necessary for older light guns (as well as the way CRTs display an image). Further, some twitchy games like Battletoads and the Mike Tyson fight in Punch Out are…

So long as the casting is done well, I’ve never had a problem believing that some young actor is an older actor’s past self. It’s a tradition as old as adapting A Christmas Carol. Does anyone really want to see a CG deaged Alastair Sim?

And with that, my biggest concern about the game is gone!

Heck in Ocarina of Time I could never be QUITE sure I found every last hidden hole and chest in the game. In Zelda 1, to this day I can’t be sure there isn’t some hidden bush I neglected to burn down.

You’re describing the experience us Zelda veterans have been missing for years! Older Zelda games tended to a much more open design. It only really started walling things off for the sake of narrative with Ocarina of Time. Wind Waker allowed a bit more openness, but the arbitrary “you can’t sail that way yet”…

It’s been posted and reposted so much now that I can’t find the original link, so here’s a version with an orchestral score.

I didn’t really get into Youtube until I started seeing videos that got my attention. One day I saw one of such immediate import and gravitas that I could no longer ignore it. I watched a crow tricking two cats into fighting each other. Then I knew Youtube had arrived.

Looks like I missed another bit of internet slang. What’s a “reply girl”?

I remember being a kid and labelling everything as “good thing”, “bad thing”, or at my most nuanced, “neutral thing”. If I liked something, I had to like EVERYTHING about it, and if I disliked something, I had to dislike every possible aspect of it as well. If I thought something was neutral, it was always neutral…

Yeah... that’s a bit too big. I’d be perfectly fine with the same case size they used for the 3DS. Heck, go smaller and increase the amount of games you can put on the shelf! I’d be okay with game cases the size of the original Gameboy game protector case. That’s still enough room for a tiny manual if they were so…

It’s a decent trilogy, and being an atheist I appreciated fantasy that set itself apart from CS Lewis and Tolkein in that vein, but it does have some flaws.

You’re confusing remake with remaster. A remaster is something like Final Fantasy X HD. A remake would be Metroid Zero Mission. Play that game and tell it it took zero effort and was nothing but a cash grab.

I’ve never even heard of this before, as with most so-called memes. They just aren’t as wide-spread as weird places on the internet like to pretend they are.

You... you don’t need a screen protector...

Casting spells must be causing global warming.

Somebody get that poor woman a back brace! She’s falling over!

From the perspective of a consumer, this comes across as the game getting upgraded followed by a buggy patch that reverted that upgrade.