You misspelled “hilarious.”

Thanks to Comcast, I'm able to watch Bein in SD on my tv, but if I stream from my iPad to my Apple TV*, I can watch in HD.

Mug shot caption: Sad Sapp.

Police are continuing to investigate the kidnapping claim, and have released a forensic sketch based on Allenby's description:

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

I love reddit:

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

Ah yes, the cops. The people Gawker mocks and ridicules until they need them to escort a vagrant out of their downtown loft.

U2 Saved My Life?

"I cant breathe"

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

"I done wet my britches."

You mean rookie year David Boston, with the Cardinals?

I'm not surprised by this reaction at all. Noah seems to have a complete inability to brush anything off, like his hair or his teeth.

This may be the first time I've heard someone use "I did inhale" as a defense against a drug charge.