This is the reason I can't bear to pay our bills. I know it makes me weak. I know it makes me the traditional housewife that makes her husband take care of the finances. But when I see that credit card statement, or the heating bill, or the water bill, or the car insurance bill, or any bill, I literally can't…

This is making me miss House.

I love Hugh Laurie. That is all.

When she made fun of Homeland on SNL, that cemented my love for her. Also? I've seen Les Miz about a million times in various formats, and this was the first time I really got Fantine. She did an amazing job.

Totally. I went from a 32 bra size to a 34 because of my ribcage.

Am I the only person whose feet got smaller? I'm a teeny foot size now.

They should be held accountable for their behavior, though. I used to be a huge proponent of bikes because it's eco-friendly and exercise. Now, I just hate all the bicyclists, because I have yet to meet one that obeys traffic laws.

Also, she looks like she's sucking in her stomach in every picture.

Sorta. But not really. She told a magazine what she eats during the day. Basically, about no calories. And then she drinks twenty gallons of water and goes to work out for two hours every day.

She actually mentioned in a magazine what she eats during the day. She eats nothing but water and three rice cakes.

Fixing undereye circles? Smoothing wrinkles? Covering up acne? Making your lips bigger? Your nose smaller? Your eyelashes longer and fuller? Your pores smaller?

I don't know. The absolute plethora of products to deal with fixing virtually every single minute "flaw" that some guy came up with is mind-boggling, and it makes me feel more depressed after leaving the store than I felt going in.

Laura Mercier is nice, but I'm dubious as to what primer actually helps with. My suspicion: NOTHING.

I have a suspicion that this 'primer' is the most successful fraud in the history of makeup.

Yes! I bought some Clinique pen concealer that everyone went ON and ON about in reviews, after seeing it in some famous makeup guru's youtube video where she used it (and maybe used high lighting to gloss over the fact that it didn't work), and I'm so unimpressed. People have low standards. It did nothing.

Not me. I read a billion reviews for this product:

What frustrates me is how often products will swear that they will "fix" a problem. Dry skin, wrinkles, those undereye circles, sparse eyelashes, and 99% of the time, you get that product home, and it does NOTHING.

Same with Cary Grant.

I don't know what happened there, but Diane Lane, just because she's white and hot, doesn't necessarily have problems. Just like that white, hot model got killed because she refused to acknowledge that her Olympic champion hero might have been an abusive jerk.

It's not a popular stance in this particular case, but I never think we should convict based on hearsay. Many people were upset that OJ got off, but I thought it was a good moment in our judicial history, where people can't just be sentenced to life in prison because people really, really, really think he did it just…