Or perhaps your subconscious would have been so distraught at being denied your pacifier, instead of just letting you naturally give it up, made you seek it out.

You know what I find weird? All the mommy drive-bys on bottles and pacifiers, of all things. I have yet to find an adult toting around a pacifier and a bottle, so what on earth is all the hand-wringing about the appropriate age for children to give them up? Same with toilet training. Honestly, being a month old…

I missed cocktails SO MUCH. I told my friends that in lieu of baby gifts, they should just show up with giant vats of margaritas after the baby was born.

First of all, the autism. Tracie incorrectly read the paper on women having asthma, allergies, or autoimmune diseases because the conclusion of the paper said this:

I'm too distracted by the shiny, shiny backsplash. You people who know kitchens know what I mean.

I was just watching some documentaries last night, and they highlighted the prevalence of "Massage Shops" that have sprung up around various cities. When inspectors - who know the true nature of the shops because the shops themselves advertise with naked women and mentions of sex - show up unannounced and talk to the…

Ha!

Someone explain what happened to Darryl Hannah's face so that I never, ever do that.

Gosh, I miss House. That was the best show.

They can't even bear to let people into the area to pray without charging them money after a certain time

SO well said. It's not that there isn't a place for it, but it seems like we have to pander to the lowest common denominator in all our art now.

This is wonderful.

I don't know. When authors and musicians and artists make novels and songs and paintings that have pedo themes, or have something that's edgy and offensive, we call it art. Why do we give them a pass and not frat guys, who are also trying to be cool by being edgy and offensive?

Look, I'm not interested in fighting about this. I'm absolutely of two minds about the Women of the Wall, and I think there are a number of women that are legitimately there and want to pray sincerely, but you have to agree that the loudest enforcers aren't there for prayer or for worship, but for political reasons. …

Hathaway and Swift have done really nothing wrong. Jezebel just likes to play Mean Girls and hate on the popular girl in the class to bring her down.

"Important people"? No.

This is amazingly well said. And for Gloria Steinem to say, "Think Stockholm Syndrome. Rihanna probably needs support, not criticism, " is just ridiculous. After Rihanna was beaten up, she had a billion supporters in her corner. She still does. How much more support does one woman need to leave an abuser?

Do you see the above picture leading the article? That's where they are, praying the way they want. No guys involved. It's a different area than the main area, but still with the same wall.

Anne Hathaway looks SO SKINNY.

I just recently discovered this: