I find it fucked up you can't crank it in a porn theater. Unamerican.

White privilege

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

I’m still continually impressed that the Rio Olympics are a thing that is still happening. Despite the complete and utter unpreparedness of Rio which includes not just a lack of facilties but a failure to clean up polluted areas the atheletes will be forced to compete in. Added to the high crime rates of Rio and the…

I vote no, because he keeps his sense of humor throughout.

That paragraph is just gold.

Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

So I will break it down in a top ten as I normally do on areas I would like to assert my opinion and clearly superior writing and intelligence skills as compared to this Dave Magary who I hope is make believe as I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the…

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

This is the most English way possible to lose.

...your father was a cult leader?

My mother, who was fiercely intelligent, spent nearly a decade of her life in a religious cult, something that affected her until the day she died. The thing that broke her to the point that she was receptive to my father, who led said cult? Her husband having an affair with and then abandoning her for her best…

But maybe they are? I weigh 150 and I’m between a 4 and a 6 in most US brands. Vanity sizing, yo.

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

Never use the props!

Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people if they’re murderers.

The biggest cliché you left out, and the one that sticks to him better than any other, is: