Yeah, married famous people never fuck around. Good call.

okay thanks for stopping by

kim isn't a genius, but can we stop acting like she's an idiot? you don't turn a leaked sex tape into a massive business empire by being an idiot- and before anyone complete loses their shit and tells me NO SHE HAS PPL FOR THAT- fucking look me in the eye and find me a huge success story that doesn't have 'people.'…

I can't afford a real Chanel bag either, but I still think a fake one is beneath me. I guess I am a brokeass snob?

I would like further information on this "no stress diet".

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

I just cannot stand her. I mean, not that my Black ass means anything to her. But:

The singing sisters sketch was one of those don't-know-why-it's-funny-but-it's-funny things for me. My family was watching me laugh at this, and exchanging confused looks.

good call. they were awful in the one sketch they WERE in.

Yeah... It kinda veered toward ethics in gaming journalism on that one.

Anonymous has never really been known for letting their brains function faster than their typing fingers.

That they're comparing Iggy's (supposed) sex tape to Bill Cosby drugging and raping multiple women over decades is appalling.

I think you worded me into the ground and then your extra words threw dirt on my crummy miswritten sentences body.

Oh Tommy. A very, very ancient Gawker Media law forbids commenters from asking questions like "who???" in comments because, as you so clearly know, if you're able to drop a comment into a post you are probably able to use this newfangled contraption known as Google. In the olden times, asking "WHO???" like a moron…

HA HA YA BURNT

Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!

I'll tell you what, boys: if you can find something to wear other than a grubby t-shirt and jeans, shave once in awhile, spend as much time on your hair and skin in the morning as women do, and learn how to make eyes at me across the room, I'll ask you out and pay for your dinner. Of course, I reserve the right to…

I'm so mad that I smashed my iPhone and then took a picture of it with my OTHER iPhone! And this one is only a 4S!!

#TheStruggleIsReal

It's nice that they pixelated his arms too.