My cat and I are rude to each other. Cats deserve a little sassing. His cat probably thinks he's a needy dweeb.

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

Well if someone was rude to my cat it would be a mark against them, because my cat is amazing and loves everyone! HOW COULD YOU BE RUDE TO HIM!

What are you asking here? Why aren't retail workers expected to work like medical professionals, EMTs and police officers? Is that what you're asking?

Elizabeth Warren for Queen of America!

What David Foster Wallace had to say on suicide completely changed my view on the subject.

I've always held some measure of resentment against my buddy Ryan who took his life when we were 12 (yeah, it fucked us all up as much as you would think). It seemed selfish and hurtful, like he didn't care about any of us, like none of us mattered to him. Ditto to a friend who I briefly dated and was able to resume…

Yeah, let's go back to the good ol' days when black people got strung up for no reason at all.

because he's wrong?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

1) he never said you were wrong
2) he simply corrected the point
3) you called him an asshole because he corrected the point
4) you said he was wrong, though, even though his country isn't listed even listed in your data

Rabbit ears are no good, my man

Why is it that the "well actually" assholes are most often wrong? I specifically cited my data as from the World Health Organization. If you go to their page on road traffic deaths, you can see that the DR is indeed second, and they don't have any data on Eritrea. The leader is a country by the name of Niue, which is…

I too dream of the day when the oppressive yoke imposed on us all by poor black people is lifted.

I find it telling how you failed to capitalize the "I" at the beginning of your diarrhea comment but did capitalize "Songs."

I always tell my white friends that while slavery was bad, making a white student go to Colgate instead of Harvard because of quotas is just too much.

Derailing a post about Michael Sam with a reverse-racism grievance? This is some A+ level trolling right here. Very well done.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the white people???

You do know that it is disgusting to use the term "strung up" when referring to a black man, right? "Stringing up" black men in public was a way to terrorize black people; it is also known as lynching. White people referred to it as "nigger barbecues" when they would string a black man up in public, bring their…

Congratulations. You win the "dumbest thing I've read on the internet today" contest.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.