Still, it’s worth mentioning as an afterthought that, no, they aren’t fun and enjoyable at all.  No one actually “likes” loot boxes, they put up with them at best.

Because you can easily get ammo by chainsawing an imp in twain? Let’s have a more direct comparison. There are arrows in breath of the wild. Bows use them. Bows also break.

What if the shotgun in Doom could break?

They should take motion control out of Skyward sword.

How exactly do you search when all you have is the art?  What are my search terms?  “Oooh I saw this paiting it had like, these guys and they were doing the thing, I liked it, who drewed it?”

Save files still have icons. That didn’t go away. Those 3D models? That was exclusive to ONE system, the PS2.

Irrelevant.  You know that’s not the definition in use here.  You just don’t like it.

According to the game’s own title screen the game’s full title is “Gameboy Donkey Kong”.  And yes, it is absolutely amazing.  The full original arcade game is little more than a tutorial for the rest of the game, and I love it.

What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything? Words mean exactly what most people agree they mean. That always has and always will be how language works, how it must work.  Your definition is irrelevant here, because we are using the commonly understood one. You’re quibbling over words here and…

I’m not that jaded.  I don’t believe that’s true at all.

It was live, that’s not really doable in real time.

I have no idea what you’re trying to say.  Literally.  What process? What in god’s green hell are you blathering on about?

Society needs pedos?  What the hell are you talking about?  Why, just- WHY?!

That- did you honestly split hairs over what you believe should count as pedophilia? Go to hell.  No one cares about whatever imaginary line in the sand you’ve drawn.  Back in the real world, it doesn’t matter.

I picked this up immediately for a few reasons. One, even though I imported the Super Famicom game, and even though I’ve played that fan translation a few times, nothing beats having an official English translation of the original and I definitely want to support that. Perhaps a special “Mother’s Family Album”…

Dear sweet lord in heaven, that Commander Keen trailer is bad. Not only is the gameplay some rather watered down puzzle platformer idea, the art style is this generic “made in flash” nonsense that makes them look like reskinned Deedee and Dexter.

I’m all for introducing new characters like a cousin for Keen that’s…

The thing about Doom is that they did everything to strip the conflict of ANY moral ambiguity. The demons are relentless remorseless evil that delight in torturing human souls for all eternity and can’t even comprehend compassion or mercy. In a way, they’re the perfect enemy.

That’s why I am not necessarily interested…

It just keeps getting better.

Well, Toby Fair, it’s not exactly easy to stick credits in such incredibly tiny game as 2600 games, or even find a place to stick a credits roll since most of those games had no ending.  Then again, they did all have manuals, and a last page full of credits was totally doable there.

Hahaha let’s all just face it, Starcraft is never getting a shooter.  Anyone else remember Starcraft: Nova?

There is now an XKCD for this kind of article. Prepare yourselves, this sort of clickbait is ALREADY DEAD!