It’s clear that he’s better than the pile of crap the Texans fielded at QB last year

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

It’s going to be awesome when they file Chapter 11 and all the users with outstanding balances find out they can’t get their money out.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

She’s not good at cyber!

Immigrants don’t pay taxes. Round them up and kick them out. Trump doesn’t pay taxes. He’s a business genius.

Many people are saying those electoral number are rigged, folks. Many people. Sad!

Doesn’t anyone find the slightest insinuation that Rose has any connection to this problematic? A police officer dies and everyone side-eyes the black man from Englewood on the South Side of Chicago. Cool. Pay no mind to the officer’s other ongoing investigations into violent crime in a major metro area, or the call…

I call bullshit.

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

I think I finally understand it! She’s as close as he can come to actually fucking himself.

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

I, for one, can’t understand not trusting Hillary. No one in human history has been so investigated and yet found so boring.

I was at this show. It’s impossible to underplay how sketchy Founders Entertainment was about everything that’s happened this weekend. First the Weeknd cancels, then they re-schedule him, then they cancel again. J Cole (ugh) is the makeup for Saturday.

It’s happening because all those people you hated as a kid are voting for this guy. There are enough of these people that he actually stands a chance at winning.

I won the debate if you decide without watching the totally one-sided “spin” that followed. This despite the really bad microphone.

Big League Truth Team is a stupid name. Bigly Truth or bust

Oh, come on. My crippling alcoholism is a fine religion, if you ask me.