Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

When he started struggling to describe how the police were surrounding the man I got really worried for Kevin there.

Make the Idiot On The Field an NFL caliber punt returner and have him juke out all the security guards. Put Kevin Harlan on the call. I would pay so much for this.

The Chargers are the only team in the league that demands offset language in every rookie contract. Bosa’s side was willing to accept that demand, but under the stipulation that he receive the entirety of his signing bonus up front.

So does the fact that he merely played high school sports make him sufficiently privileged to make him, his lawyers, and the judge appropriate targets for an online shame campaign? I’m struggling to see how this is a story of national importance. All it will do is stoke the flames of keyboard social justice warriors…

It was probably some kind of breaststroking that led to his freestyle story, but the butterfly effect of telling his mother is now causing him to go into full backstroke mode.

As bufuddling as this is I have to remember that Lochte, while not the brightest bulb while sober, was drunk with his pals that night. Not an optimal condition for remembering details, especially for our dog paddling human Labradoodle. Watching the video the guys aren’t laughing, but Lochte slaps one guy with his…

You mean Bofa holdout articles?

Life has its little moments.

As a SD resident who would rather contract zika then see his hometown fork over hundreds of millions of dollars to build a “convadium” for a shit franchise that hasn’t won dick for an asshole owner who did his best to escape the city LAST YEAR... I couldn’t be happier that this insane hold out continues

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

Did Bofa get signed though?

Wow, I clicked on this article expecting to read a sordid tale about an A’s employee videotaping players in various stages of undress. Instead, I read an article about a guy putting a camera in the weight room for seemingly legitimate reasons, albeit with misguided tactics. The players were all (presumably) clothed.…

No wonder he was so outspoken about LaRoche’s kid. If they stopped allowing babies he’d have to look for another job.

They could really use the leadership of one Drake Laroche in a time like this.

“So to make that point about how important winning was, I abandoned my team and got suspended for five games. To show how much I care. About competing. And winning. By not playing.”

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

>as if there was some kind of serious moral principle at stake

It’s funny (by which I mean mind-bogglingly stupid) when grown-ass men debate sports decisions as if there was some kind of serious moral principle at stake. Oh no, a player chose to win and have fun over not winning and not having fun; stop the presses!