I don’t see the big deal. Everyone should want to save America’s pastime. I believe this lady, who holds baseball in a special place in her heart. Why convolute this issue with facts, numbers, faces, or reality? Support our troops.

At this point, I’ve become cynical enough to expect anything that would lower workers’ wages to be passed by politicians, baseball players or not.

Maybe another gun was lodged against the trigger? Which goes to show guns DO kill people.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

5. I think it’s obvious Affleck just came from his dentist/oral surgeon. Would explain his appearance and his sound and substance of what he’s saying.

More like bro-tox.

3. The shirt. Oh the shirt. It is so bad. Bill, you are 46-years-old, about 25 years past your expiration date for forming a grunge band.

So many thoughts:

Hey guys. Remember when we used to burn Lebron jerseys 6 years ago? No? Okay.

Garrincha, Pelé, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Alex...

Mike Tykeson

Muhammad Smalli

If he keeps that type of behavior up I bet the NBA will have no choice but to make him an owner.

But see, y’all don’t know who is funding it. So it’s not really reporting per se. It’s more of a list of who isn’t funding it, which I find uninteresting. You know who also isn’t funding the Ringer? The Pope! Dennis Rodman! That kid from Jerry Maguire! Boom, I reported.

You undercut this point by condescendingly calling The Ringer “Bill Simmons’... new blog” in the title. Forgive him if he didn’t realize you meant to say “Bill Simmons’ new potential entertainment media behemoth.”

I’m sure Thiel will be calling back any minute now.

“Schrodinger’s Pages”

Sounds like an allegory for GRRM; he claims to have pages. Everybody takes him at his word. Does he have the pages he claims to have? Does he not? Only time will tell.

I just X-rayed my game-used A-Rod bat. Are there any X-ray technicians out there who can help me analyze this?