This show needs to find something for Monica to do or just get rid of her altogether. I'm perfectly fine with Laurie being the only female character; anything over having to watch that two-dimensional bowl of oatmeal fret over Richard every single episode.

Laurie drinking ice water at the reception was a nice character touch.

Hugh Jackman was the first, last, and only legitimate live-action Gaston.

Yeah, I LOVED him in Book of Mormon, but hammy musical theater acting doesn't always translate into movies. I guess once Jonah Hill appeared in Moneyball and became respectable, Hollywood was in desperate need of another funny-looking fat white guy to play all the funny-looking fat white sidekicks.

We can't even tell if Daria had a thigh gap, because Daria wore a skirt and we never saw her legs above the mid-thigh.

Do kids nowadays even know what Daria is?

I don't think Dylan is intentionally lying. On the contrary, I really do think she believes she was molested. And maybe she actually was; I, along with most people, am not in a position to know for certain. But children's memories and perceptions are incredibly malleable and open to suggestion, and there's…

Regarding Mia being "interesting": I've met her, and the woman is looney. Like, "pushing a shopping cart down the street and muttering" levels of not-all-there. The first time I met her (at one of her children's graduations, a relatively posh event) her clothes were rumpled, her hair was unwashed, and she REEKED of…

Guilty until proven innocent, right? But seriously, there's a fair amount of evidence that Michael Jackson was framed by opportunists taking advantage of his naivete, and Bryan Singer is at most guilty of having gross friends.