I would have LOVED for Obama to never have commented on it. I believe he was throwing shade by calling Franco, "James Flacco". I agree the president has bigger fish to fry.

Take it away Judy!*

I got some sweet, sweet deals on sweaters over the last few weeks. And free shipping. As someone who usually shops at like, Old Navy, this was a big deal to me. So whatever just keep on rockin' it jenna.

I think Eric Clapton is too busy bro-ing down with his friends and cruising in his $4.7 mil Ferrari to give a damn about pleibeian issues....

With every article you write about her, you only prove that she does have this "rap game" handled. Basically, she is a media personality whose power grows when people talk about her. When you aren't talented all press is good press. Also, why do we only shit on rappers? If white people need to get approval or learn…

Why the hell would someone publish that as a series of 40 tweets when a link to a coherent essay of the same content would be so much better.

Um. Does anyone else watch Blackish? The mother on that show literally suggested this exact thing on the Christmas episode and I've been talking about what a fucking amazing idea it is ever since. Could that possibly be a coincidence?! I'm honestly spazzing about this right now...

She is so fucking pretty. It's insane.

Starring Miranda Cosgrove and directed by Christian Bale

I can assure you we are not. And she is barely a Texan.

How come Ashlee's sister's ex-husband gets a mention, but not Ashlee's own ex? The guy from Fall Out Boy who wears much too much eyeliner.

Jack Tripper was my first crush. Look at this guy. The embodiment of sex in a sweater vest.

How did I never put Tracee and Diana together?!?! So ashamed, yet also fascinated.

I own that CD.

Ashlee Simpson: The "and guest" of her own life.

How the hell did Ashlee Simpson end up winning this lottery? It's mind boggling.

Splay-legged men... I say we get rid of them

Don't be ashamed, be proactive and cut that type of behavior down in every male-exclusive social circle you are a part of. It's time for us males to realize sexist, ignorant and/or downright predatory attitudes aren't to be shunned only when women are around to judge us. That shit is unacceptable, and every fucker…

Why was Uber considered better and safer than cabs when it started? It's still getting in a car with a stranger. I have never used and don't really understand it, but it always seemed like a weird idea to me.

Uber aren't cabs...