Matt Lauer is a secret sleaze like Stalin was subtly scary.

Celebrities are the most insufferable people in the world. Who was even asking for a new Madonna album in the first place? Get over yourself. Your album will sell just fine regardless.

That's a lot of pissed off white boys.

this was an act of war

I just fought back snort laughs... I CANNOT look at this GIF without almost peeing myself.

You'd be stressed to if you saw yourself being mounted by a giant marshmallow.

Glad she's okay but any horse that takes the attitude of "Fuck 'yo photo!" is a horse I like.

the small upside to social media is the amount of shame that can be publicly thrown in the face of rapists and abusers, and that the information about them and what they have done can also go viral.

You can always tell someone is balls-to-the-wall nuts when they represent themselves in court.

"Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness."

And I don't think you know what "tea" means. Also, using a picture of Kermit basically disproves your point because he is like the most intelligent, sensitive, and gentle of all the Muppets, and he's a BOY. See also: Big Bird.

Seriously, do you not the obsession with celebrity and fashion on this site as kind of counter productive to the progress of women? Fashion, singing sex symbols is exactly what the patriarchy want you to care about. Jezebel are supporting the patriarchy by promoting the stereotypes of shallow celebrity worship by women

Lol, I love the double standard sexism on this site. You can be proud of a woman, while men can be proud of inventing the modern, democracy, technology. Men are engineering the future. Accoding to this site, women are only interested in fashion and celebrities. Ha, ye you should be real proud

To be fair we go and fight to stop the wars, do the lousy dirty jobs that can get you hurt or killed, and make quite a lot of things that have improved this world. But also, your list.

You know what I really want? I want someone to appreciate how hard I work. I want somebody to get up in the morning and they see me on my laptop after I been up for three hours more than you have and now when you get up, you're able to get up whatever time you want. I just want you to acknowledge that I been up…

All I see is this

Hi please don't ruin everything bagels for me though

As if this couldn't get any worse. Now I can't shake the image of him slurping on toes with his old man, everything bagel face.

This is getting ridiculous. How many people knew about Cosby's hobby, but didn't say shit? How many people enabled this asshole?