He looks like the Aaron Carter that Aaron Carter always wanted to be.

"...Calvin Harris, who makes bleepy-bloopy noises on a laptop professionally..."

And since it's the internet, we know you can't be lying ^_^

Sounds like you may have been bragging a little.

Thanks for sharing your measurements! They are relevant!

One thing that gets on my nerves is women who won't let other women eat in peace. The ones that look at your plate always and watch everyone eat. If you have a salad, they shit on you for eating just a salad. If you eat pizza, they give you shit for eating pizza. "Are you really going to eat that greasy thing? Really,…

Exactly. Play Call of Duty for about five minutes some time.

Normal kids in society do not make these kind of jokes.

He's a secret crush of mine too. He's a total dandy with the arrogance to pull it off - also, he takes the piss out of Kim Kardashian for a living. Swoon.

"Fine"?! I think this is hideous. The top of the dress looks like a top you'd find in a Delia's catalog circa 1995.

You say "lace peplum" I say "booby waterfalls"

I usually love Blake's fashion choices and I also usually love Michael Kors. This looks like a Flinstone's halloween costume and I hate it.

Today's award in Looking Like You Don't Give A F**K (While Still Giving a F**K) goes to Rihanna. You. Go. Girl.

Why the fuck does he always look so damn worried.

so disgusting that #welcomehomechrisbrown is trending on twitter. the glorification of release dates (michael alig, etc.) is getting out of hand

No, I agree with you. And I find this whole thing very patronizing. Like "yes, sure, you can totally be a model no matter what! That's what makes you beautiful~ Werkkk~". However, the fashion industry is very strict, shallow, horrible, racist, etc and if models with perfect skin STILL get photoshopped to death, how is…

ANTM is my guilty pleasure. I am fascinated by how oblivious Tyra is of her own offensive behavior, and how sadly willing the young women are in their own eagerness to exploit themselves... It's like watching burn victims applaud Nero for his fiddling.

Have you noticed how Tyra likes to show how she accepts women in all forms but will constantly kick them off because "they won't get hired." Like "it's not my fault, it's the industry." Haaaaate.

... but feminism is the problem.