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Scott Scanlon Goes Country
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I'm going to go ahead and guess she bought it for him. So. She can buy him a replacement.

Oooo, last time someone mentioned placing this bet, I said 25 months so I guess I'll have to say over.

Actual footage of McDermott's ex-wife.

Dean's ex-wife and Tori's ex-husband are laughing their asses off having dodged this bullet.

I was going to write something like: "Oh Burt, you are a fucking QUEEN!!!!!!"

who's gonna help her carry a $8000 stroller up the stairs of her Bushwick four-story walk up?

Sigh.

Anna Chlumsky and Kristen Johnson: related? Got to be. If not, someone pen a sitcom STAT.

Abed already definitively proved that Judith Light/Angela is the boss; seems she's just living up to her title!

I was just going to say this, I would bet she does not use a stylist, something about her screams I can do everything myself and do it well, dammit.

I wish I could have torn a bigger strip off that woman. Dudes unable to control themselves are not MY PROBLEM.

Someone should tell Julia Roberts to find a decent stylist. She has looked absolutely awful this year, and can't dress herself at all. Remember that pink halter wide leg jumpsuit thing she wore to one of the awards shows? And now a too big jacket over a weird skirt. Awful.

Is it just me or the lighting in this photography way off? Everybody looks way washed out and Angelina's makeup guy is about to get fired.

OBVIOUSLY this whole thing is disgusting, but oh do I feel for this girl. It says she's 5'9. I know exactly the feeling of putting on a skirt or a dress or a pair of shorts that seems to be a perfectly normal length on everyone else but looks totally obscene on me because I'm tall.

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I bought Darren's Dance Grooves in 2000 just to learn this dance. And "Crazy" by Britney Spears. And "Give it to you" by Jordan Knight.

I think that is why it is crazy shit he is saying. Well that and the whole glass blowing thing in the garage.

I keep reading that LaBeouf quote and trying to figure out what the hell he's saying, but the more I read it the more it feels like gibberish. What is going on? Is this real life? Why is this happening?

Who .. what ...? Was LaBeouf talking about Will Smith's Jaden? And if he was, whose wife was calling him "glass dick"? And why was a kid blowing glass? So much confusion ...

Please don't anyone engage this troll. Resist the urge. It's time to take back the Internet.

Gee, thanks for letting the women know ! I guess they were wrong about this the whole time.