Plus if she hadn’t decorated her clinic in such an enticing manner. She was basically asking to be vandalized, with a place that looked like that.

Look, I know we’re supposed to warmly accept everybody these days without asking questions or showing the faintest hint of confusion or disgust... but come on, man.

If anything Tiffany is the “normal” one - trying to distance herself as much as possible from her orange buffoon sperm donor

I know the feeling that she is talking about. I was violently attacked in my own home and I remember thinking how dumb I was not to have a weapon in my house, how naive I was to instantly trust the man I had been dating. It took me years to be able to sleep through the night again. And even more years to realize that…

You mean Dwight’s date to the Dinner Party? Aka his babysitter?

Those were not considered “fairy tales” because nobody involved was attractive.

I’m seeing an awful lot of people online this morning on various news sites commenting on the Kim story saying “they should have killed her.” or “too bad she survived, because she’s a whore.”

Don’t worry, if she like her dad, it will all be gone by the time she’s seven.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

A daughter referring to her father’s “stamina” isn’t creepy at all. Nosiree.

A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs.

LITERALLY SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER

EXACTLY.

Pam Anderson is the absolute last fucking person who should be shaming anyone about porn.

on the lift to the lorry, so they can put the case in the boot.

I have noticed that white conservative pundits like to lash out at Beyoncé for increasingly frivolous reasons. Mike Huckabee takes potshots at her almost constantly — perhaps the most famous example is when he said that her husband Jay-Z was pimping her out.

I haven’t had Churches in a very long time... mainly because the only one around is in the worst part of town and gets robbed on a weekly basis so I don’t go there.

Is the neighborhood haunted or are you racist?