I would sue that miserable incompetent bitch until I got tired

I live in DC and work not too far from the Hill. Every year I see this invading infestation of assholes for this march. What upsets me most are the children I see - ones who are clearly to young to have made up their minds on an issue, who are being used as political props. And then on a much more practical level,…

(sorry for changing my comment I just want to be my best self ok)

“What I like killing the most is hope”

despite his whole hipster thing, i really believe he is Tom Haverford

I think it’s poor form for Jezebel to use Planned Parenthood’s own website comparing Sanders and Clinton as evidence in an article talking about the three parties, particularly when PP has already endorsed Clinton.

Me rn:

Right?

Penthouse was never the most popular gentlemen’s publication at the

It’s not tears that will be shed.

How does one pull oneself out of a serious physical illness by one’s bootstraps?

Kill Shkreli’s work of genius. Marry “Stars Are Blind,” because I secretly and shamefully rather like it. Fuck “Jam (Turn It Up),” because I’ve never heard of it before but think I could tolerate it for one night.

“sick beat” is already taken

I remember going to EPCOT in like 97 when I was 13 and they had this thing where you got to pick a show to insert yourself in, it was like a greenscreen and there a script you were supposed to stick to. I remember seeing “Saved By The Bell” and being like “Yeah I loved that shit in elemetary school!” So I picked it…

I avidly watched this show when I was a kid. But I wonder if it is unique enough to warrant a reboot? It seems like just your standard issue high school kids show. 90210 had much more of a “hook” to it.

Bargaining phase of grief: What about just a Hot Sundae reunion? How’s that?

He Also Keeps The Meaning Of His Films Purposefully Vague And When They Smashed The Pizza Shop In Do the Right Thing, What Exactly Was He Trying To Say?

Ok, Spike. Now, give all your awards back and really take a stand. You have a legitimate complaint, but how does this take steps to correct the inequality?

Their quirky non-relationship gives me life.