All know is that it’s my birthday.

I probably would’ve been eve more thrilled. TBH.

U4EA, 4Lyfe

Masturbation doesn’t count. GAWD TORI!

Yes, that IS literally a moment or two before his death. It was his birthday party. David Silver guilted all the popular kids into going. They were smug and miserable, except for the two minutes they danced. His mother was a piece of work. The popular kids also showed up at the funeral. David, who was the school DJ,…

I could never get over her college commercial she made.

My mom hated me watching that show when it first came out. She said it was too mature for an 11 year old. But my dad didn’t care, and the reason why I remember Dead Scott is because my dad actually taped his death episode for me because he said it was an important lesson. My mom loved Important Lessons, so we watched…

I don’t care, I’ll shout it from the mountaintops...

Yeah. But we’re talking co-stars here, not characters. Jennie Garth would never. Doherty was a bad bitch who gargled tequila and smoked a pack of cigarettes in between takes. She would totally have drunken sloppy sex with Tori Spelling and then use it as leverage in contract negotiations with Aaron Spelling.

It was totally Dead Scott.

Yep. Prison workers have, IRL, sewn underpants for a company that rhymes with Euphoria’s Leaflet.

Ugh I know. I was clinging to the shred of hope that she might be portrayed as multi-dimensional and ambitious given that her desire to be sorority president is rooted in a desire to be a politician (like that’s a good resume builder, but anyway....) but I find myself cringing all too often at stuff like the…

how about someone revoke his DICK.

I understand this dog. I mean, who among us has never chewed the locks off of a container to eat a dozen chocolate muffins?

there are way worse people.

“I refused to have an abortion and the only assistance the GOP-controlled government was willing to give me was this lousy t-shirt.”