Yeah but if I get a parasite or tape worm and drink laxative tea I can eat all I want and live the best life. And I don't look clammy, that's called a glow.

Repeat after me, kids: “Herbal doesn’t mean safe.”

Negro is the Italian word for black. I know this because I have a bunch of Italian cousins named Negro.

Since she was black herself, it probably would have been safe to ask if she meant ‘Ashley’ after she asked if the ‘colored’ girl was working.

Agreed. Thought it was great episode.

Sounds like someone reads fan fiction. Not like I know for sure or anything...

Lacy Folds = great porn name

“His Lacy Folds” sounds like a truly horrifying romance novel title.

The only thing you should pay to get a dog is the adoption fee.

People really say that? Dumbasses. Sifting flour isn’t that big of a deal, but it also isn’t necessary for most cakes.

I know the likelihood of it passing through the Senate is (knock on all the fucking wood) slim, but this shouldn’t quell the outrage. These “representatives” don’t represent women. Full stop.

It’s gonna be the Oddly-rust-colored, nothing-gets-the-stains-out, can’t-wear-this-on-dates-anymore House after you’re through.

First off: I told my mom that sometimes, in the interest of time, I don’t sort the wet and dry ingredients and just throw ‘em all in a bowl. She nearly had a heart attack

Man, just stir that shit up with a whisk. Sifting is some 19th-century nonsense.

But did he fuck the chicken that laid the egg that grew into the chicken he killed? I doubt it. This man is a fraud.

You beat me to it. Shakeology and the whole Beachbody thing are THE WORST! I don’t want to see photos of my flabby relatives in sports bras every other week as they grow incrementally less flabby. I keep my flab under wraps, where it belongs. What I DO want to see, instead of the questionably photoshopped “after”…

I was just commenting somewhere else about Shakeology. THE WORST. Anyone can be a “coach.” I have this friend who decided she’s going to be a Beachbody coach and is now trying to sign people up for “seminars,” given by her, on clean eating and staying fit. She has not one shred of training, nutrition education or…

Most of the stay at home moms that were/are fb friends have harassed me at one point to sell their product. Herbalife, shakeology, jam berry nails, Mary Kay...can’t escape it and they won’t take no thank you for an answer.