I own 3 stethoscopes, and used all of them during the course of my bedside nursing career. I bought the first one when I was accepted into nursing school, since it was part of the “required uniform” for student nurses. If I showed up to clinicals without it, I would be sent home. When I graduated and accepted a…

Donald Trump made me agree with Matt Walsh. So basically Donald Trump is now my sworn mortal enemy.

Elsewhere, Cattrall is pretty happy with the way her life has gone. She’s painted her bedroom pink and sleeps in the middle of her king size bed where she farts and snores as she pleases. Isn’t that what we all want?

Well, Mr. Noah, there’s one place where Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer aren’t “killing it” compared to comedic actors: pay.

Just the tips?

Ok, so, hear me out on this. What if the city puts some hot NYC cops out there in shifts to raise money for the police force. That’ll give the lady tourists some eye candy and a piece of the picture-taking action. And instead of cracking down on the desnudas, they could like be nearby to serve and protect instead. WIN…

HOA’s always make me think of the opening credits to Weeds:

Love you :)))))

for me it was the absolute worst age 16. i know that’s more mature, and you’ve gone through puberty, but...it’s still too young for adult men to hit on you and it was rampant. teachers in high school, random strangers....

“At 8, I had men putting dimes in my hands saying, ‘Call me. It’d be so great to f— when you’re older.’ And just horrible stuff.”

The best thing about Brooklyn Witches is that you just know they’re using locally sourced Newt’s Eye.

First, as a Canadian, I want to apologize on my country’s behalf for the terrible things she said. I am very, very sorry.

Generally it is some dipshit in an HOA or other property-price driven group who just wants to stop something they think might damage property prices or invite undesirables (that is HOA-person speak for black or latino) into the area. So they kick up a stink with their local city inspectors office until they get shut…

I agree with her. Miley is an obvious one, but Rihanna has, to me, never actually seemed that special. She feels like the culmination of a lot of hard work by producers, stylists, designers, managers, and agents to produce someone who seems fresh when in fact she is just rehashing other people in a very fine way.

I think the difference between her and Davis is that Davis was denying individuals a legal right to get married, which is federally legal and required due to her title. Alcohol isn’t a federal right in this country. There are dry counties everywhere because the local government considers it to be against their…

This assumes that I’m taking showers solely to get clean. Showers are great! Baths are great! Hot water and singing along to my favorite Whitney Houston jams and occasionally even drinking a beer—GREAT!

No one did clinical trials on people taking showers every day.

My Lords Of Kobol, he’s as ugly as homemade soap.

Mr daughters know what to do