Yeah. Our house looked nice too. And it looked like that until it didn’t. And then my father died, but only after destroying himself and everything and everyone around him until no one, nothing was left - not even a vestige of his former brilliant self. He thought the same way you do. He had it under control.

Once again, dogs are better than humans.

54!!!

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

There was one called the they called the Baghdad >.< Shockingly drunk people naming drinks come up with the most tasteless, irreverent and non-pc things ever.

Your assumption is incorrect. NH has no state income tax, and no sales tax. The revenue from the state liquor stores helps fund our state government.

Shhh...he’s busy writing a postcard to Marge!

New Hampshire. Home of the Dampest Duvets.

I prefer Muenster. I can cut it nice and thick.

wait, do other people not do this? how am I supposed to get everything I want for my birthday?

We don’t know that she drove drunk. Her license was suspended automatically for refusing to blow. She hasn’t been convicted of anything.

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

I also think poor people are socialized to think they’re not good enough to deserve a living wage.

My mother has broken the software of every electronic device and service she has ever owned. Phone, computer, iPad, Samsung, coffee maker, ordering from Lands End, Amazon (seriously how do you end up with 3 duplicate accounts with the same pw and email?), and the public library. If the robots try to take over, I’m…

That’s what the Jim Crows laws and Poll Taxes were for. Not to punish Blacks, but to ward off hurricanes.

Regardless, if your business doesn’t make enough money to pay your employees a living wage, then it is not a very good business, and deserves to go broke.

EVEN ME?

Kylie Jenner.

That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

A couple of those examples (say, how the slaves brought important knowledge) seem less like attempts at making slavery into a positive thing, and more of a very clumsy attempt to document some kind of... agency or personhood for people who are often only depicted as helpless, faceless, no-impact victims.