Okay, so, once I got done throwing up in a corner, I have some concerns. Does everyone just stop caring that she’s underage because she’s famous? Are we ready to admit the Kardashian family is pretty sick? Their mother seems to take joy in the fact their claim to fame is sex tapes and duck face.

This is par for the course. Naming the agent of violence is often seen as cruel or mean, or to be “ignoring the victims.” Then, victimhood itself is made shameful—”stop being such a victim,” or “don’t treat them like victims, that ignores their agency.”

End result: rapists get to keep on raping, women end up with no…

Hell yes. On Jimmy Kimmel the other day, she was talking about her dad, who she said “...would rather me have my tits out and be a good person than have a shirt on and be a bitch.”
And she’s so right...when your tits are out, it’s nearly impossible to be an asshole. Love her.

Gather round one and all and hear tell of how Miley Cyrus raised on a TV show on a different Viacom TV channel persevered to make a fool of herself and host the VMAs some years later. What a triumph over adversity.

Poor guy...

i agree about owen and people say i look like him and i’m like NO I AM JUST A BLOND MALE. he has such an annoying faceeeeeeeeee.

Zhou could be my sister from another mister because damn the consequences there’s no way in hell I’d throw that out. Though I would probably share so I wouldn’t get so drunk. But maybe that is just age and experience.

Those signs were written in the bronian language. They actually translate into English to read as follows;

I would like to take this opportunity to invite myself over to eat ice cream and talk mad shit about BAG with Megan and block Shia’s number in her phone.

I’d seriously rather die than do that. Like has she ever tried watching tv in her pajamas when the moon is out? It’s great!

Holy shit, mine was also at Blockbuster! I would say that place bred psycho managers, but the one that followed my evil one was one of my favorite managers ever.

The group’s press release say Fite and Harris “demonstrated courage by standing strong in faith when situations were tough at the State Capitol and they did so with grace. They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.” It commends the two lawmakers for…

They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.

I had this happen to me, but with Norplant, in 1991. Doctor put it in wrong — as in 10 days past when he was supposed to implant it. Told us to go ahead 24 hours later and so we did. Called the office every month concerned about my lack of period — no weight gain or symptoms. Doctor assured me for three months that I…

Yeah I was on Depo ‘til March and now I’m like “WHAT IF I AM FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT IS THAT WHY I DIDN’T GET THE FLU THIS YEAR AND MY SHORTS DON’T FIT?”

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

Thousands of 11 year old girls just wrote a note to themselves: If DEFCON 1 nightmare situation happens in gym, pretend it was a political statement.

Maybe don’t call a place populated mostly by poor minorities and which has been reeling from the decimation of the manufacturing business and white flight ‘the butthole of America’. I take it that you drove through in your Landrover and decided the view wasn’t to your liking and you hustled home to Greenwich, CT.

“Then Kanye and I both reached a place where he would say really nice things about my music and what I’ve accomplished, and I could ask him how his kid’s doing...”