Did you put a little chalkboard behind the bowl? And that shit better be in a mason jar.

Maybe it was a tongue and cheek comment that Elle could literally do anything and attract a partner? Me, I am more of a fan of the Bundy Bounce (points if you get it).

Thank you for validating my longtime confusion on the Bend N’ Snap. Also: everytime I need to pick up something I always squat so I don’t BNS the wrong person.

I always admire Taylor Swift for taking advantage of having access to the most desirable, successful men available to her. Poor, poor tay, not married or being spotted getting star bucks in sweatpants dragging a replicant around. GO, TAY. LIVE, DAMMIT. To quote you, haters gonna hate (x3).

If anyone else had been in defense of a child rapist you people would tear them apart. Suddenly when its Hillary its okay. I'm just really sick of her supporters ignoring glaring ethical flaws and then proceeding into childish name calling.

Why even bring up Condoleeza Rice? A conversational red herring. Little mistakes including voting for the Iraq war, playing chess with leaders in latin American and middle eastern countries? You want to call me a dullard because you can't do actual research? Shut your mouth and go suck on the teet of a candidate that…

They are the same. Trump aspires to be the war monger Hillary already is. She loves war, and goes where the money goes. You guys will be the ones voting in November, you guys can live with your idiotic choices.

Hillary, who has defended rapists, literal and metaphorical, her entire career, is going to be president. Gonna go throw up.

I won't vote because I'm in the Sour Grapes Party and want everyone to experience the consequences of their awful choices.

Not me since I couldn't afford Chlamydia medication with shitty health insurance.

Someone get me a good GIF of someone vomiting.

Giuliani, in his efforts to “clean up New York” gave law enforcement authority that violated constitutional rights (unlawful search and seizure, etc). He was a pioneer in turning Police into Robocop monsters.

In the great Metropolis of Screwston, I noticed that people were driving rather erratically (moreso than usual) this past week. I thought maybe it was summertime heat craziness, or part of the recent social upheaval being experienced cross country. Nope. Its pokey man, which I learned about Saturday.

Jezebel stopped publishing insightful, interesting articles when Gawker figured out that Kardashian ass was much more profitable. I assume. I miss behind closed ovens on here. I miss Pinkham. I hate Reality TV.

Where do you live where you won't get heatstroke? Mine broke and my dog almost got sick after a few hours. My house got to 90 before I left and called the landlord.

Poetic justice is the sweetest justice.

If I had read that last year, I would have launched a national boycott of this website and gotten every Kim Kardashian brand casper ghost bed ad pulled. AC is the greatest invention, something out fore-folks fought for when the ice magnates of the 19th century prevented its development. It is literally freedom. When…

There is a serious tax on being single in this country. How did Carrie Bradshaw even afford all those damn shoes?????

We would also go to one of those fancy designer clothing stores that’s appointment only, and pretend to be her attorney when they refuse to let Lindsay buy things.

I always had this dream of going to L.A. to become Lindsay's best friend, and save her from herself. But I know an hour in, and we'd be in Calabasas outside Kim Kardashian's house, fucked up on questionable cocaine, screaming out how she stole from us somehow.