Or days of nagging leading up to "You know what, mom, just do whatever you want."

Don’t they know there are tall, literally large boned girls who like to dress fancy? That could use more clothes that fit around our non sample size rib cages? Or bra even? Lol point of order: when I was overweight, lane Bryant gave me serious attitude about bras because I had trouble finding ones that were…

If they can shoehorn pregnant Kim Kardashian into those awful peplum dresses that took over every rack in every store like Kudzu vine a few years back, they can make a dress for Leslie Jones.

Some people (read: crazy trump folks) love being contentious and identify heavily as Contrarians. They LOVE arguing at every turn. You could say you love the moon and they would go on for hours about how you turned your back on the sun.

I think when you look at Houston’s design layout the segregation is obvious as well as heartbreaking. There is little to no public transportation (our light rail ends in pretty much the middle of nowhere, good only for UH or going to stadium events). To use it even requires you drive to wherever it is, and busses work…

I guess creating a baby to become Kardashian famous is not the worst thing to ever happen. I mean, why else do it if you can't get a reality tv show? Hope its cute and doesn't have whatever the hell Miss Chyna's original face used to look like or it has to live with some E! gopher somewhere.

Beyoncé's mom's photo up there makes me want to start calling clients and apologizing for mistakes I haven't even made.

I don’t know, I don’t care. I just want to take a plane to DC and get Paul Ryan to admit he loves me. Sure, we have our political differences, but I think every marriage involves compromise.

I got my period when the only internet access we had was the AOL dial-up home page, so very much the dark ages lol. The nurse should have said “The blood coming out of you will be terrifying and someday maybe you can get on birth control to sort that out and have it the same day every month. You’ll never time your…

I literally thought I was dying because the school nurses told us it would be a few drops of blood, and my mom never explained the whole redwall situation you go through the first day of your cycle. So I got it and I was like “this must not be normal”. Like its a huge secret that your uterus attacks you that nobody…

I read this when I was 12 and had a lot of trouble relating to it. NONE of the girls I knew wanted their periods. No one asked god for them, no one practiced with belted pads (which was outdated by the time I got ahold of this book). Did anyone here ever want their menstrual cycle?

My love of writing about M U R D E R is probably tied to just devouring her books when I was 11. I think there was one about a girl who had to go into the witness protection program? Stranger With my Face was my favorite, and daughters of eve was just WEIRD.

You shut your mouth, Jezebel. Delilah will outlive Gawker media and do it while playing slow adult contemporary.

I'm being super shallow here, but if your an olsen twin you have your pick of older men, and you pick the not-so hot ones? Like, you guys don't need money or want for anything. I'd be out after Liam Neeson. Swiggitty Swooty, coming for that booty.

You do realize sex offenders have some of the highest recidivism rates, right? That this young man, though he was caught this time, may have been doing this for years?

Yeah I read that after. My Kinja was being wonky and wouldn't let me edit.

You go change someones fake unnecessary diaper. There are real people with real disorders out there and not "just playing".

I can understand this. I mean, if you saw a store called Tykables from the outside, wouldn't you think it was a traditional baby retail establishment? Wouldn't you go in and be like "my those are large cribs, maybe its for multiple babies"?

This be whoever you want to be culture is getting out of hand.

I read somewhere she had a brain injury as a teenager so her behavior is understandable when you factor that in.