“Now, the key, DJ, is to make it look like you’re not wearing makeup at all”.

Hers look incredibly natural.

Its no ones business if people want to look like sex dolls, but those lip implants take away from a persons natural beauty, and make them look like sex dolls. Again, not judging, and not to diminish the personal agency of sex dolls and sex doll look alikes.

Yes, thats whats wrong with it. I thought maybe there was something wrong with her shoulders for a second.

Ordinary people are capable of acts of extraordinary evil, and conspiracy theories involving faceless cabals spring up because people just can’t handle that hard truth.

I was once accidentally friends with a Sandy Hook Truther. I was just flabbergasted at how adamantly he believed that it had not actually happened and how everyone was an actor. That friendship ended as I couldn’t handle somebody disgracing the names of the children that died during sandy hook. Also, I may have…

My puppy bites me because he explores with his mouth. Animals are different than us.

Im just hoping she bagged that sexy genius. It gives hope to all of us bookish Iola Boylens out there.

I’m sure they will cull themselves once they start Artisan Gutter Water, bottled by some quack somewhere.

What I’m saying is that if you don’t vaccinate, the natural immunity people speak of disregards the fact that in order for people to be immune to diseases thousands are going to die in the process. The genetic resistance to diseases takes generations. Anti-vaxxers seem to be okay with the culling of their young…

The problem with people leaving it up to mother nature to naturally immunize their special snowflakes: mother nature is harsh, cruel, and will kill off your little ones if they are not strong enough to fight off whooping cough. Thats kind of how it works. Nature is not all Wholefoods and corn-syrup free, locally…

I gained 3 pounds cause I adopted a puppy and he can’t go for walks until he gets his last set of shots.

Lol, I thought maybe he pulled a Toni Childs and pissed off Tracy Ellis Ross.

Can someone tell me why he left the show? It was so abrupt.

Can you just leave a bag of weed on my doorstep and leave? Like, do I have to put out?

“Oh, you got me again! Fool me 5 times....” Lol, I told my best friend we were going to watch movies one night but really it was just an excuse to sleep on her comfy couch. No euphemism, I was seriously tired. She fell asleep on the adjacent loveseat and woke up like “you tricked me!”.

That sounds amazing, I’ll be over in 15.

I can’t wait for robot brothels so dudes who just want to get laid will stop texting me pictures of their peens and asking me to “chill and smoke a bowl or whatever”. It would perhaps eliminate a huge group of fuckboys from the dating pool, and that to me is beautiful.

Dammit, I miss her music so much.

I figure Robert K. Senior left him enough so he could live on comfortably? That being said, beware of marrying the Kris K’s of the world or they will ruin all of your children.