If I were famous, all anyone would talk about would be the fact that I have no butt. Her life without a derrier is probably why I'm forever team Tay Tay.

Get some charcoal on that scalp.

Speaking as a buttless person, those jumpsuit things help the derrier and so do the heels. Also, maybe she has actually put some meat on her body? IDK, or yeah, butt underwear.

He looks like he has mange (no offense to any decent folks here dealing with scabies).

Cake taken without asking, just like roommates often do.

Do they really want to alienate their fan base of literate fembots? Cause if i see one more Kardashian article i am going to puke.

He tried to skipperkee away from that cop, but in the end they boxered him into a corner.

....wiping my butthole....every so often....NO. WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN HAVE THOSE THINGS???

I had a wild stomach virus that became activated during a very important licensing exam, and had the worst diarrhea. I failed the test, went to my best friends house, and threw up on the floor, thinking it was stress. I ended up giving the Noro to everyone I had contact with that week, and gained 10 pounds because my…

The whole shitting yourself thing really turns me off from the act of birthing children.

I’m really surprised conservatives are not pleased with Trunp's comments yesterday. I’ve heard plenty of jibbering nutbags call women who have abortions murderers and ask they be punished, quite brutally sometimes, simply because violence against women is a conservative staple.

I hate seeing Lovitz douche out. This is just as bad as Brett Michaels doing his reality Shtick or Mark Wahlberg talking to plants in that awful movie I hate.

Have you seen Blackish? There was a white character on the show that donated to the NAACP just so he could say Colored.

I think our little CVS was embroiled in a lawsuit after they installed a new security system, thought they had a person of color on camera stealing, and found out the suspect had stolen nothing.

As a former Register Queen, I can confirm this from personal experience. I had a manager who used to ask me to track shoplifters based on race.

I'd be more worried to date the guy who forces his tenants to sleep in boxes in his living room.

Parent’s basement. At least this way they are trying to be independent.

I came here to say the same thing. People have literally fallen over and died to gain permanent employment status within Amazon warehouses. They have their own medics if you pass out, so its totally cool.

Donald Trump is a pair of sweaty tights you meant to take off 6 hours ago but haven’t been able to get home yet.

There is a front line documentary about a case in Maine from like 15 years ago, where a social worked really wanted to adopt a particular child and went to great lengths to keep the mother from her daughter. The social worker ended up petitioning for adoption, and killed the little girl when she wouldn’t behave. The…