I love this show, but I think it would be better if it had more of the parents of Aziz and his friend (can't remember his name), and the role of girlfriend as more of a friend. Their relationship comes off as really schmaltzy to me.

Dallas is basically a girl from the trailer park that married into money and likes to pretend she has class. Meanwhile, Houston and Austin keep forgetting to invite her places.

Carretta Toppe

San Antonio: Now with more alcoholism!

Real housewives of Amarillo was ended after they found out they couldn't film in all nude strip clubs.

They were going to do real Housewives of San Antonio, but those girls were all tied up with the Maury show. Plus, not being able to read kind of hurts with all the contracts they need to sign.

Lol...Clinton supporters be all "BUT THE SUPER DELEGATES, SHE WILL BEAT BERNIE!". Butthurt, butthurt, butthurt....

Uncut is better.

I’ve never been to Israel, and though I’m sure it is beautiful, the unrest in the area would make that gift a bit of a screw you. I’m probably wrong, but I can’t think of a 100 places that would probably be more luxurious if this is what the gift is trying to be.

I thought he had to create a new point of entry underneath the hole, and the Penis acted as a type of drill bit.

OMG me too, my mom when I was 17.

I learned that men and women don’t need to be married to have babies thanks to Murphy Brown when I was 5. I recently had to tell the same thing to a 40 year old who insisted my last name was going to die out.

Im convinced that expensive, questionable things from lovers are almost always regifts. Like “well, it cost SOMETHING, so I can’t just throw it away or put it in the closet. My girl/guys got a birthday coming up, so I’ll just shove it in a new bag”.

Why a piggy bank? Those take the cake on thoughtlessness.

Same Ex-boyfriend before he earned the title of Ex: got me Chanel perfume for Christmas, but when I opened the box in front of my family, it was a gym membership. Not only did it make it look like he thought I was out of shape, he didn't give me the perfume till everyone left. So, he made sure to look like an asshole…

Worst gifts received from men

Jena has softer features and a more expressive face. Also, she will always have my heart because of Saved and some movie she did about having a dad in prison.

Who else in Kristen Stewarts age group read this and immediately thought that they might have a chance with Liam now?

I love health food, but some people just want to be assholes about it.

I don’t trust people that avoid solid food. Grow up, giant baby woman. Zuchinni Noodles seem to the be the only thing non-liquid thing on her menu.