And then she spends her day drinking health sludge, apparently. I’ve had Chaga tea, and let me tell you, it was like drinking Hydrogen peroxide.

WHERE CAN WE GET THESE PLACEBOS?

I’m not saying I would watch a Ripped From the Headlines episode of L/O: SVU, where Benson drunkenly paws at Finn and he takes her to court. I’m also not saying it should involve a guest appearance from Munch where he reveals this she had been harassing him for years and he was afraid to say anything and decided to…

Remember, its not a real diet unless you hate yourself while doing it. Now go grind up all your meat, veggies and fruit into a brown paste and eat it like a giant baby. EAT IT.

Doxy made me gain like 6 pounds during my rounds with it. And if I tried taking it without eating I would end up getting horribly sick.

Did she have a thing for guys with bloated faces? WAS THAT HER FETISH ONCE UPON A TIME?

Financial dependence on someone is a major step in becoming a victim of domestic abuse.

If it happened (for the love god people, start writing letters), Hillary would implode and melt, her robot arm giving Bernie the finger.

Whenever my mom watches an episode like that of Judy, she thanks me for waiting for the right person.

SANDERS-SHEINDLIN 2016

OMG you too, just make out already. Killary and Burn Unit!

Yes, they abandoned their children because the modern abortion (clean and safe) did not exist. Your idea is that abortion will one day be gone, but the fact is, there will always be people who don’t want to give birth. You are still equating toddlers to potential people, which means you are obviously not “pro-choice”…

I can’t even read this. They contract out foster parents (think temp agencies-but with parents), awful people sign up so they can have a check every month and they have virtually no regulatory agencies to keep track of them, and people get upset when shit like this happens.

Lol, hallmard.

A modern, clean, safe abortion with doctors and consenting, educated women is an enlightened choice. And you sound so enlightened right now, comparing a relatively painless, usually quick procedure that women had to literally die for, to abandoning a full grown toddler

Im surprised this kind of surgery isn’t more common.

I don’t fear needles, but my blood is prized by blood donation people due to high platelet count, and last time I went they were going nuts trying to get it to flow, and busted a vein in the process. NEVER AGAIN.

I’ve never seen the Kim sex tape, but something about that woman tells me that off camera, she probably doesn’t enjoy sex very much. Like its something she’s contractually obligated to do and probably receives a yearly stipend for. No hate. Just saying.

I call hoax.

Fry daddy