I’ve never been to Israel, and though I’m sure it is beautiful, the unrest in the area would make that gift a bit of a screw you. I’m probably wrong, but I can’t think of a 100 places that would probably be more luxurious if this is what the gift is trying to be.

I thought he had to create a new point of entry underneath the hole, and the Penis acted as a type of drill bit.

OMG me too, my mom when I was 17.

I learned that men and women don’t need to be married to have babies thanks to Murphy Brown when I was 5. I recently had to tell the same thing to a 40 year old who insisted my last name was going to die out.

Im convinced that expensive, questionable things from lovers are almost always regifts. Like “well, it cost SOMETHING, so I can’t just throw it away or put it in the closet. My girl/guys got a birthday coming up, so I’ll just shove it in a new bag”.

Why a piggy bank? Those take the cake on thoughtlessness.

Same Ex-boyfriend before he earned the title of Ex: got me Chanel perfume for Christmas, but when I opened the box in front of my family, it was a gym membership. Not only did it make it look like he thought I was out of shape, he didn't give me the perfume till everyone left. So, he made sure to look like an asshole…

Worst gifts received from men

Jena has softer features and a more expressive face. Also, she will always have my heart because of Saved and some movie she did about having a dad in prison.

Who else in Kristen Stewarts age group read this and immediately thought that they might have a chance with Liam now?

I love health food, but some people just want to be assholes about it.

I don’t trust people that avoid solid food. Grow up, giant baby woman. Zuchinni Noodles seem to the be the only thing non-liquid thing on her menu.

And then she spends her day drinking health sludge, apparently. I’ve had Chaga tea, and let me tell you, it was like drinking Hydrogen peroxide.

WHERE CAN WE GET THESE PLACEBOS?

I’m not saying I would watch a Ripped From the Headlines episode of L/O: SVU, where Benson drunkenly paws at Finn and he takes her to court. I’m also not saying it should involve a guest appearance from Munch where he reveals this she had been harassing him for years and he was afraid to say anything and decided to…

Remember, its not a real diet unless you hate yourself while doing it. Now go grind up all your meat, veggies and fruit into a brown paste and eat it like a giant baby. EAT IT.

Doxy made me gain like 6 pounds during my rounds with it. And if I tried taking it without eating I would end up getting horribly sick.

Did she have a thing for guys with bloated faces? WAS THAT HER FETISH ONCE UPON A TIME?

Financial dependence on someone is a major step in becoming a victim of domestic abuse.

If it happened (for the love god people, start writing letters), Hillary would implode and melt, her robot arm giving Bernie the finger.