The greatest joy of my young life was finally beating my dad at Monopoly. “I got a monopoly with Baltic Avenue!” He would say gleefully. “I can’t lose!”.

My sibling actually read through the rules and found a bunch of obscure shit that ruined the game for us. Example: The ability to let other people bid on property you land on but don’t want. It ruins the fun.

They want to go back to the good old days where women didn’t have autonomy because they died young (childbirth, disease, donner party wagon trains), and the ratio of males to female favored men. IF SMART, YOUNG, HEALTHY WOMEN DON’T EXIST, EVERYONE WILL VOTE REPUBLICAN.

CAPTION THIS LADY

You never go Texas to Florida, everyone knows that.

They’ve probably been paying this guy off for years to keep quiet. Look at that nose!

Yeah, I mean, he eventually left her. Better thing for Robert to do would have been to collect his favorite daughters so she couldn’t screw them up so horribly.

I HATE I-phone googlemaps, with a fiery passion.

Annie’s Boobs!

And panties. I just imagined myself bursting through a portal and falling into a soft bed of all my lost (clean) underwear.

Especially because there are plastic surgery "trends" and a bunch of these people wind up with the same lips, eyes, nose, etc. I can spot putty-faces a mile away.

Lol, Khloe is TOTALLY OJ's daughter.

ITS DIONNE FROM CLUELESS ALL OVER AGAIN!

So if a woman has a late period and it turns out she’s not pregnant, can we indict her for murder because she thought she was having a baby? Can we teach these brides of satan a thing or to about getting our men all excited about having children (because men are always ready to have babies and are not at fault for…

Its a damn shame that having a procedure is something you can't even talk about openly to certain people. That was the hardest part for me when I had mine, not being able to really vocalize what happened to very important people in my life. and when you meet other women who have made the same choice in real life…

The medical establishment of the time took what little autonomy women had over their bodies and destroyed it.

LOL, Juno bullshit.

Kesha is my spirit animal. Her's is the only music I can zone out to when exercising.

“Duh I see love flyin’ out the window, I guess thats why its called window pane”. Pure poetry right there. *eye roll*. Of course this is also a guy who writes songs about lighting women on fire, so you know, great stuff.

(Me running down the street screaming)