There seems to be an increased number of “OMG What are the kardashians doing lately?” articles vs the really interesting stuff I really enjoy on the site.

Yeah, I’ve heard about that. It wasn’t long before it became a crazy hipster trend.

LOL

What if all these people are trying to make sure they have fresh flesh to devour if the blizzard reaches Stephen King nightmare levels? Cause I’m pretty sure too much snow and no meat was how J. Dahmer got started.

Wait, her and Nickelodeon Cannon split? WHAT?

Or Stephen Colbert is Gracie Allen without a hat.

Yeah, but fireball has that sour, slightly vomity smell that comes with cheap liquor and regret.

(In my little Christian college once upon a time)

I really hope that vibezzzz tent comes with a tiny bottle of fireball whiskey and morning after pills.

Like when musicians can’t find work in the pop spectrum and “go country”. CUE JENNA GIFS.

Thought: Does it look like Stacey Dash had her nose done since clueless? If so, is it to appear more white, do you think?

!!!!!!!!

“I haven't made a bowel movement in 35 years."

I have been having an insatiable sushi craving and I want to cry.

I have never heard these rumors, now down the google hole I go.

TIDBIT: P. Hilton got sued because she ripped that song off of a Jamaican recording artist. I read that years ago and don't feel like googling, so forgive me if I'm wrong.

I NEED TO SEE THIS TURKISH NANNY. WHAT IS TURKISH CECE LIKE?!?!

Ugh, they kind of tried that with the awful "SBTB: The New class" which even as a 9 year old I thought was Hot Garbage.

He Also Keeps the Meaning of His Films Purposefully Vague and When They Smashed the Pizza Shop in Do the Right Thing, What Exactly was He Trying to Say?

I hope he does the right thing and has a recipe for pizza. She’s gotta have it, I'm sure.