And panties. I just imagined myself bursting through a portal and falling into a soft bed of all my lost (clean) underwear.

Especially because there are plastic surgery "trends" and a bunch of these people wind up with the same lips, eyes, nose, etc. I can spot putty-faces a mile away.

Lol, Khloe is TOTALLY OJ's daughter.

ITS DIONNE FROM CLUELESS ALL OVER AGAIN!

So if a woman has a late period and it turns out she’s not pregnant, can we indict her for murder because she thought she was having a baby? Can we teach these brides of satan a thing or to about getting our men all excited about having children (because men are always ready to have babies and are not at fault for…

Its a damn shame that having a procedure is something you can't even talk about openly to certain people. That was the hardest part for me when I had mine, not being able to really vocalize what happened to very important people in my life. and when you meet other women who have made the same choice in real life…

The medical establishment of the time took what little autonomy women had over their bodies and destroyed it.

LOL, Juno bullshit.

Kesha is my spirit animal. Her's is the only music I can zone out to when exercising.

“Duh I see love flyin’ out the window, I guess thats why its called window pane”. Pure poetry right there. *eye roll*. Of course this is also a guy who writes songs about lighting women on fire, so you know, great stuff.

(Me running down the street screaming)

There seems to be an increased number of “OMG What are the kardashians doing lately?” articles vs the really interesting stuff I really enjoy on the site.

Yeah, I’ve heard about that. It wasn’t long before it became a crazy hipster trend.

LOL

What if all these people are trying to make sure they have fresh flesh to devour if the blizzard reaches Stephen King nightmare levels? Cause I’m pretty sure too much snow and no meat was how J. Dahmer got started.

Wait, her and Nickelodeon Cannon split? WHAT?

Or Stephen Colbert is Gracie Allen without a hat.

Yeah, but fireball has that sour, slightly vomity smell that comes with cheap liquor and regret.

(In my little Christian college once upon a time)

I really hope that vibezzzz tent comes with a tiny bottle of fireball whiskey and morning after pills.