Like when musicians can’t find work in the pop spectrum and “go country”. CUE JENNA GIFS.

Thought: Does it look like Stacey Dash had her nose done since clueless? If so, is it to appear more white, do you think?

!!!!!!!!

“I haven't made a bowel movement in 35 years."

I have been having an insatiable sushi craving and I want to cry.

I have never heard these rumors, now down the google hole I go.

TIDBIT: P. Hilton got sued because she ripped that song off of a Jamaican recording artist. I read that years ago and don't feel like googling, so forgive me if I'm wrong.

I NEED TO SEE THIS TURKISH NANNY. WHAT IS TURKISH CECE LIKE?!?!

Ugh, they kind of tried that with the awful "SBTB: The New class" which even as a 9 year old I thought was Hot Garbage.

He Also Keeps the Meaning of His Films Purposefully Vague and When They Smashed the Pizza Shop in Do the Right Thing, What Exactly was He Trying to Say?

I hope he does the right thing and has a recipe for pizza. She’s gotta have it, I'm sure.

I loved it when Ilana doesn’t like the concept of being in a relationship so she has sex with him so they can still hang out.

Everyone loved Cosby, but I never liked the show and could never understand why. Perhaps even as a 4 year old I knew he was a sick bastard.

I came to Broad City for Lincoln, I stayed for Ilana passing out in a bathroom and having Abbi take care of her over skype.

Im tempted to move back to where I grew up, where there is a huge Asian-owned grocery store that thrives along with several others. Great prices, great produce, and wal-mart doesn't shake them. F you wal-mart. F you, big bad corporate grocery store that tries to sell me my veggies at ungodly high prices.

I live in a food desert, and I can tell you this is truth. Why do they not want money from poor people? What is the point of leaving a market, albeit poverty stricken, with no grocery stores, when people always need to buy groceries?

This. I live in a low income area and I can't run like I used to thanks to the roving mad max characters in my neighborhood, and I have to get home early to beat traffic to my side of town. People think its weird that people in the poverty sector are over weight, but its really easy to get fat when you are afraid of…

Krysten Ritter, obvs, though I only know her from Don’t trust the B (I'm saving her new show for the summer).

Oh god this sounds like the plot to a uter-centric thriller.
“After a night of passion with some rando from the buffet line and a broken propellor on a Carnival Cruise, one woman must use all her power to stop fertilization. From New Line Cinema, Daisey Ridley is ‘The Ovulator’.”

Her expression is just very “I hate you all. When I’m president, you will all be in my FEMA camps”.