Is this like the time my ex tried to tell me I caught chlamydia from Goji Berries? Thanks, Dr. Oz.

One of my besties was all kinds of pregnant and she had a drink occasionally and her bebe is fine. Whats the history behind this? When did having a sip of bubbly during pregnancy become strictly forbidden?

And judging by your history of posts, you have a lucrative career in the field of yelling at strangers on the internet. Go forth, my friend, and tell more people how they are wrong.

I had this happen with an older white guy I worked with who tried to insist N*gro was a proper word to use. "I CAN'T BE HEARING THIS AND I WON'T RESPOND." was my loud and panicked reaction.

Charlie is my favorite character, he needs his own show

(at a drugstore I once worked for)

Not to mention all the hymen fibers and/or blood capsules trapped in his lacy folds

A school nurse told me I would only experience a few drops of blood my first time menstruating. I didn't expected a full on cycle, and was terrified. They should just prep them for all scenarios.

I was on a POF date once (ughhh) at a well known cheesecake distrubition facility and the dude came off as less than traditionally masculine (Gay. He seemed gay. No Hate. But he struck me as gay). The waiter comes with the bill, and says very cheerfully “Separate?” And then leans in close to me, meeting me in the…

I know! I love to cook, but is it scratch if I don't churn my own butter (which I have done).

During every failed attempt to make cookies "from scratch" I always wondered what really constitutes "scratch". Do you mill your own flour? Grow your own grain? I especially can't stand jerks that are all "I sifted my own flour for this cake". Bitch, who can even tell?

Gross, no. They are better as hand bags.

Marketing powdered goop as health food and calling it a "lifestyle" and filling up my facebook feed with motivational quotes is not a career. I'm sorry but its not.

I had to talk my best friend out being sucked into passing out AT&T fliers door to door in some kind of sales scam. How does beach body, etc, make money? It boggles my mind.

Shakeology is the creepiest. The posts from one SAHM are very, very cult like. There's premier Jewelry, which lures people in with "parties" and encourages you to guilt the hell out of friends and family. Also, one involving choir and singing materials (so much like The Music Man!).

“To those who judge me for swaddling my 19 year old Son: you will never understand the special bond between an indigo child and who the universe chose to bring them towards."

I also have to write a series of Open Letters. My first: "Why I circumcised my husband with a butter knife: An Open letter."

If one more stay at home mom on facebook bitches about being unrepresented and tries to sell me cheap, over priced jewelry or tupper ware, I'm going to go get pregnant AND go to nursing school AND get a teaching degree. Uhggghhh..

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Used to have a doctor pretend their were Sesame street characters in my ears when I would get check ups. Sounds terrifying, but it helped.