Well, I’ve personally known people who were 9-10 years of age in the 90’s and almost in charge of their households, including finances, taking care of the little ones, grocery shopping etc. The only thing they weren’t doing was actually working. When I was in retail in a very urban area, little kids would come in all…

Or they take your CC/Debit Number as collateral? So shitheads don’t ruin it for everyone else.

How this post makes me feel

Dog: Give me some!

I bet she and I would take turns throwing glasses of wine at each other until we find someone poorly dressed that we can make fun of together. We both share dessert, because then we can blame the other for eating almost all of it.

I really want to get this for one of my best absent minded, travelin' friends, but I'm afraid they would lose it.

So the same people who want women to birth babies rather than have abortions and then call them bloodsucking monsters for being on welfare, want to allow companies to fire them for getting pregnant in the first place? WHAT?

Him and Dave Coulier, maybe.

What if you prefer meatpies? Or my personal favorite, the hand meatpie, also known as the empanada.

Iodine Licorice Salt Chews were always a family favorite. The secret ingredient was Hydrogen Peroxide.

“Its supposed to taste terrible” is not a good excuse for naturally bad food.

Old people love candy and sweets from back before sugar was readily available and the only ice cream flavor available was Turnip. My grandma, a lovely, wonderful person, loved those Riesen Chocolate Nightmare Candies, and also black licorice.

I want my funeral to have instant replays of my eventual murder at the hands of my thieving nurse #yolo

I'm sure whatever smoke-filled casino daycare they stashed her in while they gambled did the best they could.

And how the hell do you fat free bacon?!?

I thought it spelled educational failings of the Loosianna public education system.

I hope fox news doesn't catch wind of her buying pizza topped with baby parts.

I've got stories. I'm not a wealthy white woman. I'd gladly volunteer for the job if I knew anyone famous.

Their posts sound like those little robot apps when they start talking to each other.

I feel theres a backstory to your relationship with the original OP.