I saw it on the documentary about her the other night. I was all "geez, you of all people should know what she is going through". And I used to love George Lopez.

I think in order to enjoy comedy (speaking as a past amateur stand up comedy lady), you have to have a thick skin. Dunham touching her sister: I can’t handle that thought Schumer making jokes: Well if it was part of the routine, I’d have to watch and see. In comedy, everyone is a target. Example: When I was doing my…

You win. We can shut down Jezebel now based on the perfection of your comment.

Not the biggest dunham fan. Can I nominate Schumer as the voice of our generation, pleeeezzzeee?

I hated him for poking fun of Amy Winehouse at the grammys years ago when he himself had a terrible alcohol problem as well.

WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS GET ELECTED?!?

Hey, B. Jindal! How about focusing on the extreme level of poverty and corruption going on in your state first? Or, or how about the fact that the public education system is in such a state of disrepair that the children of Louisiana have to go to private school to get a fair shot?

How do these tactics help anyone? How is making people jump through hoops just to be able to sign a permission slip later or make basic medical decisions “Christian”? Oh boy oh boy.

PBS: The ablebodied grifters of the television world. Interrupting my Seseme Street all the time.

The worst I ever saw was a homeless man standing in the hot sun with a puppy that looked miserable (and possibly stolen, it looked like a pure-bred golden retriever), begging for money, every day for almost a week. I offered to buy the dog, who was tied up to a post next to him. He declined, and I called animal…

I think I once went to a Firehouse Subs (southern fire-house theme sub dealer), in the early evening and they were out of bread and most of the lunch meats. We had salads. It was awful. #Neverforget

Why would they stay open? Its like the library running of books, or the jerkstore running out of jerks.

I used to keep mine on a thumbdrive in the mid 00's. It was terrible when I lost it at school.

Dude, my exchange at Golden Chick in my original post went on waaaaayyyy longer than I let on. I think she had to ask the manager about everything, including sides/rolls and made me wait 20 minutes. I couldn't understand, because usually at chicken joints everything is in front of them. It was damn fine chicken…

During a stint working two jobs, I mastered the art of changing clothes in my car without revealing any of my goodies. I hope.

Molly would have been top of her class at Vassar and gone to work for Sterling-Cooper.

See I always thought it was about the books like 20 years ago? But I'm probably wrong.

Me: *perusing catalogs with my mom* *See’s a doll in traditional Mexican clothing* Oh look, Mom! The Samantha doll comes with her own maid!

*At a fried chicken place somewhere in San Antonio*

You mean angel, you leftist heathen.