I'm willing to help out for the war effort.

(At a drugstore a million years ago)

So we had a bathroom that was chronically out of order, to the point where I just defaulted that it was broken. One time a nice African American couple came in and wanted to use the bathroom. I told them it was out of order and they accused me of being racist. I got into an argument and they went to another coworker…

When I worked for a hardware store, I always paid special attention to well-dressed men buying muriatic acid. Like, glancing twice at last names. I want to see the pool you are supposedly cleaning!

Amazing. I spent a lot of time with niece and my dog, and discovered what a depressing movie Fox and the Hound was. Forever is a very long time, and has a way of changing things.

Um, yeah, those can all be caused by stress. Stress can weaken you immune system, also cause you to eat unhealthy food (carbs and sugar release dopamine), and lead to diabetes. Also, sitting 8 hours a day.

Isn't it a weird feeling to be happy about losing a job? My last place, I cashed in my meager 401K, and took a month off for my first summer vacation in adulthood.

My last boss tricked me into accepting a position that was notorious for shifting goal-posts, long hours, and horrible coworkers. I got there and apparently replaced a horrible old lady who went to a lower position, tortured me, and they made us share a cubicle for a while. I ended up getting the flu for the first…

Oh man, you don't even have to do it with Hugh to live there? Now my mom won't have to worry about me.

During my tenure at a local drugstore, white girls would try to assert themselves by stealing things in front of me. I don't know how trying to swipe gum or beef jerky in front of me is going to help with your ugly photos, but you can't leave without giving me money.

Perhaps he wasn't a very successful dentist?

In highschool, a girl once told me that the white girls were always the ones who stole, more than anyone else. “They always go after panties. What the hell is up with white girls not wanting to pay for underwear?" She lamented once.

Theres a price to pay for having 24 hour room service and free access to the pool. And how does one fake fuck another girl? Cause if I don't have to touch or look at his thousand year old wang-a-dang, I'm in.

I hear fem rapture has really good cocktails

I want to love you, every day and every night.

Too bad they had to edit out the word Segregation in front of Now to make the pamphlet.

You’d think conservatives would love USPS seeing as how they historically have hired veterans returning from service. Do conservatives not support our troops? I am so shocked by the hypocrisy.

“As long as you think like us and buy all of our home school material! That is true diversity!"

Oh I think I read that one! She was a young girl in the story and thought she was All American until a white friend explained that to be All American meant blonde hair and blue eyes?