Funny story: A big family secret is that we are Ashkenazi Jews and we just confirmed last year through genetic testing. My great-someone or other changed that last name to something vaguely German under the thought that everyone just loves Germans. And then the world wars happened.

People treat mixed folk like crap. I get yelled at by other women of Hispanic heritage because my mom came over in the 50’s and there wasn't much of a move to teach us the culture or language. White people don’t count me white enough because I have an ethnic-euro last name that they mispronounce on purpose, plus…

My grandpa had to leave Mexico because his wife was too dark.

Lets just agree that children are a good idea in theory, but really, they like to scream when they can't figure out who should buckle their carseat in.

Yes she does, but they won’t let her in because she is insane!

Sandwhich: Kill me...I shouldn’t....exist....

We live in the future, bring on the reconstituted goop!

I wish I had a good Better Off Ted meme for this.

There was some racism involved with Columbine. They shot a black kid and I think mixed with their manifestos, paperwork, etc, was racist ideology. And we still have very little info on motivation for sandy hook.

But none of these mouthbreeding X-Files "Home" Style inbred morons give one red F about the actual history of the confederate flag or the people who died because of it.

I worked briefly as a host as a sidejob, and there was one server who refused to respond to me (speaking into the wind basically) when I told her she had a table. This is my biggest pet peeve, and I didn't know how to respond to it, so I just ended up giving her tables away to the next person on her rotation. She was…

Keeping that flag up is the equivalent to if they kept a portion of the berlin wall intact.

I'm sure something is on fire (sorry for the trollling. And all the fires).

Aside from the fact that the term “daddy issues” is inherently sexist towards women, the idea that the father has to completely shoulder the burden of a woman’s emotional problems is very wrong.

Do fish have the capacity to become friends with people? I’m saying this, because I’m not sure if Ariel really loved Eric at all.

True story: when I worked at a car dealership, a coworker tried to move a nest to a safer location than the grill of an SUV, which to him meant a fence post. The eggs cracked and it started a war with the birds. I was divebombed at least once that magical spring

Is that a bad thing?

Fresh!

QuickieKisset Island: Where the currency is kisses and everyone is rich.