WHAT IS WITH DADS AND GARRISON KEILLER?!?

The only thing worse then a broken air conditioner is an air conditioner trying to lie to you about its broken status.

This is me to every degree

Its because we let morons ruin the internet. If they tried to air a show like the golden girls on prime time tv (do not give me that Hot in Cleveland B.S.), One Million Moms would be calling the depends people demanding they pull their ads.

I learned where babies came when Murphy Brown had her baby, and that not everybody gets married to have a child. My hero!

Like, the roof too? Also, I wonder if google images has pictures of people doing it on the roof.

Best Friend: Now, Ghost, we brought home this hot foreign dude because he was drinking

Doesn’t it seem like a form of it though? Perhaps I am wrong. It may not be outright trafficking we are used to hearing about, but luring girls to Florida under the premise of becoming rich and famous and not being completely forthright is good comparison. Riley even mentions how girls “catch on to the game” and…

I'd love for Jez to do a piece about what hair means to women across various cultures. The "success perm" was real.

Well, I would agree, but in pornography theres a whole market of faux-rape, and even sites called 18 and abused, exploited teens, etc. So yeah, abuse had become the selling point.

You are very correct, and I had a long talk with a girlfriend about the industry, and it basically is legal human trafficking. I think one of the worst parts, besides the high risk for diseases, is how are you ever going to live normally after this or have a regular job after this? Porn is so immediate, how will you…

*While we are stocking hair product with African American Coworker*

My mom tried to Temple me too, and I'm white. I think I also read a similar story in The Joy Luck Club. It must be cross cultural problem of moms wanting those goddamn curls.

You don't like clowns?

Jade was my favorite, she seemed really intelligent and insightful in most of her scenes in the documentary.

I saw a WAY better one that focused on retired pornstars. I felt that was more fair and showed men in the industry as well. Their was one Asian retired porn star from the 90's who was demonstrated as intelligent and really got into the industry because she loved sex, and also needed money for school. WAY better.

When I watched the documentary, the only thing I could think of was the 7 years I worked in retail and all the times I had to hold in my pee because their was no one to cover for me. More then once I had to power through food poisoning and other illness. My point is, works sucks a lot of the time, and there’s abuse in…

She probably doesn't move or touch her husband at all during sexy time, and gets really mad at herself if she enjoys it. Him too.

I get it. I’m half-Hispanic, but I’m so white everything I say is just a little bit racist. But other Hispanic women notice my ethnicity immediately.

Oh sure, everyone wants to be black until the cops show up. Or your parents be all "Bitch, you white!".