We live in the future, I wish we could all get past that foolishness. Ugh, I'm being judgy.

When I worked at a photo lab, sometimes people would bring it pictures of dead loved ones, from hospitals to the funerals. Personally, I think all funerals are ghoulish and tacky, but who are we to say anything?

Kendra was such a brat. Remember when she made them pull off the highway and go back to the mansion so she could get her stupid grill? Remember, you guys???

I was promised as a child that the rapture would come and take all these morons away. Kirk Cameron, you are such a liar.

Well, imagine if you are a person of color and your child happens to be a small person of color. This woman’s mindset is to immediately categorize your child as a problem, treating them poorly, either subconsciously or otherwise. Think of how this effects the child's learning experience. I've dealt with prejudice due…

Bridgette was my favorite...However, I think Holly was painted as a psycho-hosebeast-type villain purely for the narrative of the amazing Tella-Novella that was "The Girls Next Door".

I would give away all my extra dignity and two quarts of my best self esteem if I could get in with J. Mayer for the night.

Stop trying to make fetch a thing, Deckard.

Wait for the Crystal Pepsi: Diamond Edition, sold for $100.00 a liter only on Amazon.

Yes, I didn't see my grammatical error. Blame Gestalt, lol.

In my travels, I met an Australian who was astounded that you could just about anywhere and buy beer.

Is this like the time I caught gay cause I got in the back of a car with a girl and really enjoyed the gay sex?

Just because you put Spoiler in black caps doesn't mean I won't glance at the words underneath *throws dishwasher at you, angry B. Draper style*.

Everytime I go on about something he feels he knows better, my Boyfriend yells at me like I'm Steve Buscemi.

Or....OR we have a whole parade of women coming out pretending to be Kimmies mommy? Megan Mullally, Deborah Rush, Traci Ellis Ross....

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

I worked in retail for 7 years, and let me tell you, the motivation for graduating college was getting out of those damn pants. Whoever decided, somewhere in the smoke filled boardroom of a best buy headquarters 30 years ago, that Khakis and a Blue Polo were THE stuff of retail professionalism ought to be dragged into…

You don't want anyone going on Josh Duggar over her cankles do you? Also, I think her dress had to be that long to match her low hanging meat curtains.

Grope Magazine calls it the tourist destination for light fondling.

Right on. This is comparative to a statement of “why do people need heaters? Use a blanket!” when my frame of reference is fairly tame winters with the entire city shutting down if there is one whisper of snow.