I guess you could say he really burned his bridges. No one will ever call him chicken again. He put a lot of breasts and thighs in gravy danger....

With special musical guests R. Kelly and Jerry Lee Lewis. I think they even said Lena Dunham would be doing a special reading too!

I feel like the younger kids are the best hope for having little escapee Duggars telling the truth at some point. I mean, how can Blob and Mrs. Blob sniff out dissention when they are bussing around defending their disgusting first born?

My favorite Susan moment was her sitting in bed with George watching Mad About You, blissfully unaware of her fate.

I always thought the joke was how unlike the rest of the characters she was. Like, very adaptable and took all of the horrible things the Seinfeld Four did to her in stride. But an adaptable, remarkably well adjusted person couldn't exist among them, and they eventually killed her with their disfunction.

That pictures look sweet and innocent, but if we look at the Duggar timeline this was at the height of Josh Duggar Molestation Bonanza.

I only ever liked Caitlin.

“I don't quites know why we even here. Michelle be ma sister and my favorite Auntie and I dun pregnetted her round 50 times or so. "

Oh I missed that part!

John Mayer is more a bio-weapon. Herpes, amirite ladies? (just kidding, John. Marry me!).

Wait, which one was that? Is there a link?

I sure hope that pitchfork company is a MURICAN pitchfork manufacturer!

I need to get The Cup. Also, first day of my cycle, so today I drink this cranberry juice in honor of not being pregnant.

I think people who attack strangers on the internet already have enough problems. Also, I could have easily earned a spot as one of the crazies below by telling her that he cheated on her sometime before I knew they were together, but I feel as if amorphous misdirected spite was much better.

No I've never seen it unfortunately.

*Cackle*

Its not the worst thing, this is probably the most mild thing I thought of during a very difficult time period.

Oh man, I cried for 3 days straight when I found out a guy who once claimed to be in love with me ran off and got engaged. I never said anything other then a meek congratulations, and I eventually found someone, but I still hope she gets fat. Like so fat she gets elephant trunk legs.

If John Wayne Gacey were alive today, the Christian right would tout him as a hero and a martyr for Christian rights.

I think I caught some of it from sinful Mexican food. Salsa is a Satan-distributed condiment.