Seriously, if reading other people's opinions kills your brain cells, you should really stay off the internet

Chanhassen is about 20 miles from Minneapolis-St. Paul, the 16th-largest metro area in the U.S. (Nashville is 36th). There are plenty of other things for visitors to do.

"Minnesota-based"? It's not based in Minnesota. It's IN Minnesota. Is the Eiffel Tower "Paris-based"? Is the Empire State Building "New York-based"? Are the pyramids "Egypt-based"?

Emojis: The kiss emoji and the OK sign. I've seen people do this on Twitter. I thought it was quite clever. I am on a desktop so I cannot recreate it here.

Here is the ultimate deciding factor in eat vs. drink: It's about intent.

Say Chowdah

1. Mint Oreo
2. Butterfinger
3. Regular Oreo

To be fair, this is not totally unprecedented … I seem to remember some kind of "reviews of new foods" feature in the old printed version of the Onion/AV Club, back when there was such a thing.

The only enduringly good thing Smith has ever been even tangentially connected with is the Clerks TV series. That is my opinion and I'm sticking to it.*

If you:
A) Don't get out to theaters much
B) Want to watch anything remotely new or popular
C) Don't want to buy a DVD you're only going to watch once
D) Don't care to download illegally
You have no options other than digital rentals or the flipping Redbox. People laugh when I say I miss the video store, but I'm dead…

I actually saw one person break down the scene, and based on estimated running speed, Rickon would have been like 330 yards away by the time Ramsay fired the killing shot.

You're thinking of Hodor, not Wun-Wun.

1. Jon was really the only major character at Hardhome.

I'm going all-in on Davos. They need to kill a major character in a battle of this magnitude. The Starks will win the battle, but there needs to be pain for the good guys. There's no way Jon or Sansa are going. Rickon, Tormund and Wun-Wun are not central enough characters to make the loss truly feel major. Brienne,…

Or, as I saw one writer call them, Qyburn's Qyds. I laughed hard at that

WHERE'S QYBURN?

Nah, it's not done forever. It's a loose end that's just sitting out there, primed to come back at a convenient moment. Like Cersei finally beats the Faith Militant and gets Tommen back, and at that moment they murder him to get their final revenge on Cersei, or something like that. Or their army shows up with a…

Unless LS plays significantly into what GRRM has in mind for major characters in the books — this plotline ended on somewhat of a cliffhanger about whether Brienne would kill Jamie. If that happens, or if something else significant comes out of the attempt, the TV show might need to bring Lady Stonehart in.

Something the show has never addressed: If Jaqen is the head of the Faceless Men and runs the House of Black and White, how did he end up in a cage in Westeros on his way to the wall in season 2 when Arya rescues him? In the books this is not an issue because Jaqen is not the head of the Faceless Men; it's a different…

Cold Hands.