Final Fantasy VI and IX are both available for android. I highly recommend that version since you can turn random encounters off, speed up combat, and save whenever. Which help make playing old school JRPGs on the go possible. 

Far Cry 5 Meeting room... “Hey guys lets take all the cool stuff from MGSV and make it, like, you know.... Far Cry.”

California Burrito: Fat burrito stuffed with shrimp, carne asada, fries, guacamole, cheese, onions, cilantro, and shredded cabbage.

weight should be in elephants
length should be football fields

He’s also taking the wrong line for that wheelbase. Should have taken the wide line closer to the camera and cut back. Street tires don’t help.

meanwhile at Konami HQ

1. Rinsing saltwater fish with freshwater will cause it to breakdown and turn mushy. Wash in a saltwater solution if you must.