“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

When the lightskinned brothers start attacking each other, we’ve truly lost all hope. We were supposed to be a team!

Is it more disrespectful than having a contingent of the country literally being allowed to get away with murder? Kaep’s doing it because the country is falling short of what the flag is supposed to symbolize. The flag is nothing more than a symbol of the ideology this country is supposed to represent. When the…

So how do you think he, as a celebrity athlete, should respectfully participate in criticizing what he thinks his country has done wrong?

LOLZ at Karmin trying to pretend like they just forgot when really no one invited them because they're terrible.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

I don’t like the drone program, however, yes, I do choose competence first.

If she won’t tell the anti vax crowd they are full of shit, which she won’t, she has to wear the label. Her tweets on the subject are shit. And the idea that she’s not responsible because one of her staff did it indicates a complete lack of understanding about how leadership works.

ah yes, people who can appreciate the eye-rolling i do when someone tries to tell me something doesn’t have chemicals in it!

Same here. I keep calling my sunscreen inorganic and get a lot of blank stares.

I’d have more respect for her if she just admitted that they shipped some bad batches or had to reformulate. I bought some of their sunscreen last year. It was crap. I’ve been wearing mineral sunscreen for 25 years or so, and I’m an inorganic chemist. The oils had completely separated from the sunscreen in the package…

“Because, the services performed by graduate student assistants are embedded in the very fabric of their educational experience, it is impossible to isolate one from the other,”

I’m sure the zealous, irrational faith required to believe, “Through God all things are possible” is the same zealous, irrational faith required to believe, “Surely, this is the dick pic that will make sending all those other dick pics worth it!”

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Just came in to leave this.

I have no idea what she THINKS that tweet is saying! “Clinton works too hard and hasn’t let having a family stand in the way of her career, which is totes not feminine enough” or “Clinton is a bad mother herself” or “Clinton gave birth to someone who’s a bad mother and therefore is a bad grandmother” or....?

Politics will be politics, and garbage politicians say stupid shit they don’t believe all the time in order to appeal to large swaths of, let’s face it, fucking morons. But, some things have to remain sacred. There is no finer example than hiding behind the bullshit axiom of, “I’m just asking questions.” No you are…

And GMOs.

Except the baby needs Silver Premier Elite status before she can actually use the miles. And the miles equate to about 10,000 miles required per fare dollar. And you can only use them Thursday-Sunday on the third week of every month. And you can only use them from January through April. And they all expire in a year.