They take two of the other runners and fucking kill them. Then leave the bodies at the start line as a warning.

He’s not in the same league- for white people. I guarantee you there were a lot of people of color that laughed harder at The Nightly Show than they ever did at Colbert, Stewart, or Bee. The fact that the latter can continue with their careers while Wilmore and his predecessors (W. Kamau Bell, e.g.) get cancelled just…

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

Please let the Fantastic #FinalFive NOT become part of Taylor Swift’s stupid fucking #squadthing.

is Ted Cruz groping himself?
“...and the hooome of the...HHNNNNGG *tweaks nipple* bb-b-b-brraaaave...uuhhhhhhyeaaah”

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Simone Biles is the Simone Biles of gymnastics, and Katie Ledecky is the Katie Ledecky of swimming

But how about my gal Lilly White? She threw down on Efimova...

Nope, we can not all agree on that.

Guys, this Slate article about why people hate Hillary is pretty interesting and disturbing: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_…

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

And Anita Hill.

I think maybe Joe really wants Hillary to be president. Interesting that everyone wants to come up with some other reason he didn’t run. Certainly, his son dying sealed it, but I think he wouldn’t have run anyway.

(1) It matters because you declared it a media-created pejorative. It isn’t and that’s important to note. It underlines that the same white entitled guys who patted themselves on the back by giving themselves the name are the same people we’re talking about now. The truth shouldn’t hurt.

by relentlessley making fun of Bernie’s supporters, calling them “Bernie Bros”

Thanks Tumblr!

Apparently we are the same person. Or you’re one of my siblings.

My 3 month old son was in TEARS yesterday when he realized only women can be president and that Hillary Clinton hates him. I’m 95% sure that’s why he was upset. Of course I drank his tears to regenerate my power.

That’s the problem right there: we’ve done too good a job making women into presidents and now small boys don’t believe in themselves. That’s it.

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?