I won't lie, I teared up when she cast her votes.

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

GIRL GET OUT OF THERE NOW

New theory: Yoko gets Chinese take out every night and just tweets us her fortune.

My MIL is a Mexican immigrant that has been on SSI since her mid 20s, is one of those diabetics that insists shes not *really* diabetic and therefore eats like a 14 year old boy and won’t take her meds, is a serial lawsuit wager against grocery stores for “pain & suffering”, thinks Obama is a secret gay muslim making…

I dunno, man, polite white girl is my first language and when it results in a miscommunication I:

Taylor just called it “character assassination”. Uhhh kind of like what you did to Kanye?

I stopped watching OITNB (temporarily), but I love Poussey and Taystee, however I can get them. Even if it’s a Buzzfeed product.