The secret to my pickem mild success is that Notre Dame is perennially mediocre, no matter the fact that they are preseason top 10 every single year.

The loafers really tie the look together.

“Eating Booty With Your Eyes Open” was the working title of Zootopia.

“She came to the London Olympics when she was fifteen years old. She left an Olympic champion. As she arrives in Rio, Katie Ledecky is considered one of the most dominant swimmers in the world.”

Those assholes don’t have a mother. They shot out of Buddy’s nutsack that way. Fully grown.

Names were changed to protect identities. Caitlin just....fit.

Of course this was a Caitlin.

Agreed x 100. The banality of the list is insufferable. And really, with all those choices, still angling for a giftcard? Who can't afford a book? (I'm skipping the stocking stuffers because obvs those don't count, duh!)

There's nothing exactly wrooooong with her taste - it's just pretty much the amalgamation of zombie middle america. It's a little frightening to see how much she sticks to exactly what you'd expect a WASP-y, middle class, 21 year old girl to want. I hope she's hiding a really impressive collection of monster dildos…