Nah, I just like playing dumb on occasion.

My Crown Vic says otherwise.

“Love, it’s what makes Subaru owners what they are”

A full-season replacement for Bourdais is yet to be announced.

It belongs on the left side of the rear cargo compartment where God and Chevrolet decided the Surburban should have it. The End.

There really is one for everything...

The Genesis of this whole situation is that someone didn’t do their job

Someone call Rupert Grint

I have to admit, if I owned a Veyron, Aston Martin, or (God willing) a McLaren F1; I would deliberately park in handicapped spots just so they would call me over the PA system to move it.

I will bet you all the rubles that vodka figures in this story somehow.

I live in the South and drive a car that has approximately 14 acres of glass. AC condition notwithstanding, sweaty hands, back, butt, and legs are a guarantee. Resistance is futile. The Sun wins. Just give up and get one of those big fluffy steering wheel covers from Wal-Mart.

I see this years Luckiest Man Alive trophy has a good contender already.

As a way to transport four to six people across the country in sofa-like comfort, an old Lincoln, Cadillac, or Chrysler is about as good as it gets.

A Maroon 90-something Ford Aerostar. It wasn’t even technically mine, but I drove it for two years at college (this is before I discovered my Petrosexuality). It ran, and that’s all I cared about.

Does anyone actually make a car or truck for rocks and mud? They both occur frequently around where I live and I am starting to get annoyed at the Crown Vic’s inability to cope.

Why is this on Jalopnik? We use tin foil for many things, hats are not one of them.

As to keeping ducks contained, I am told by relatives that 12 gauge is optimal.

What I have a hard time believing is that they would risk this for what, 10-20 hp and about that much torque? Is the extra really worth that much, especially since most TDI owners never use all the engine can give? Or do the Germans just have access to some really good dope to smoke during strategy meetings?

Please note that AIP subs are only that difficult to detect on passive sonar, once someone goes active, they were found and “sunk” as fast as any other sub.

I don’t know, for a perennial double parker; o0oo00o might be appropriate.